Aberdeen rednecks wanting to fight......
there were two Aberdeen hillbillies who lived across the river from each other,who fueded constantly.Bubba hated clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks at clarence from across the river.This went on for years untill one day the corps of enigineers came and built a bridge across the river.Bubba was elated,he told his wife that he was finally going to cross the river and whoop on ol' clarence.He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes.His wife asked what was wrong,didnt he intend on going across the river to whoop on ol' clarence?He replied that he had never really saw Clarence up close before and didn't realize his size untill he came to the other side of the bridge where a sign said:CLEARENCE 8foot 3 inches.