A JOKE ABOUT A TEACHERS FIRST DAY(RAIDER FANS READ)

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HEAVYMETALGANGSTER

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An dont get this joke twisted Im a RAIDERS fan as well I just thought it was funny:

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesota
and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her
class
that she's a Viking fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if
they
too are Viking fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one
little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't
you
raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan,
then
whom do you support?"

"I'm a Charger fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain
why
are you a Charger fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from San Diego and my mom is a Charger fan
and
my dad is a Charger fan, so I'm a Charger fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
reason
for you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents
all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a
drug
addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
 
BETO916

BETO916

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hahaha

2-11 you beezies!!

watch, we're gonna pass on that kid from ohio state, and draft a samoan midget, with the speed of quadrepligic turtles, who plays CB for a junior college in iceland.
 
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HEAVYMETALGANGSTER

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BETO916 said:
its good to be a raider fan.....watch us fuck up this draft pick too....that'll be the real joke.
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U think this time around they gonna choose a qb?
they'll prob be like houston and choose a DEF.player instead of a reggie bush or young lmao
Thats sad I laugh at my own team but what else can i do im not gonna jump on another bandwagon like some people.
 
DFresh77

DFresh77

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BETO916 said:
hahaha

2-11 you beezies!!

watch, we're gonna pass on that kid from ohio state, and draft a samoan midget, with the speed of quadrepligic turtles, who plays CB for a junior college in iceland.
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LOLLLLL@2-11

i keep on bugging my boy with that one....i make the cop radio nose when i see him..

"Roger we have a 2-11 on sight", "roger that, on my way"..."Roger, nevermind that, it's just a Raider Fan" ha ha ha
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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BETO916 said:
hahaha

2-11 you beezies!!

watch, we're gonna pass on that kid from ohio state, and draft a samoan midget, with the speed of quadrepligic turtles, who plays CB for a junior college in iceland.
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You dont want to draft Troy Smith, scrambing QB's are always a gamble.

First, yall need to get your O-line straight. Maybe with some time, Brooks or Walters could play descent. Youneed to get rid of Moss and maybe get some young WR's out there who just flat out wanna play.
 
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