There are 2 drunk guys in a bar. Later that night they notice a beautiful woman walk in and sit down by a table.
The first guy says, "wow, she is gorgeous. I would love to have a chance with her."
The second guy responds, "Hey, why don't you go over and talk to her."
The first guy agrees and makes his way to her table...
Guy: "Hi, would you care to dance?"
Woman: "No thank you. I am concentrating on matrimony and I would rather sit than dance."
At that the guy begins making his way back over to the bar...
The first guy asks, "So, what happened?"
The second guy says, "She said she is constipated on macaroni and would rather shit her pants."
The first guy says, "wow, she is gorgeous. I would love to have a chance with her."
The second guy responds, "Hey, why don't you go over and talk to her."
The first guy agrees and makes his way to her table...
Guy: "Hi, would you care to dance?"
Woman: "No thank you. I am concentrating on matrimony and I would rather sit than dance."
At that the guy begins making his way back over to the bar...
The first guy asks, "So, what happened?"
The second guy says, "She said she is constipated on macaroni and would rather shit her pants."