Ryan rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his
name on
the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady comes
out of
the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Ryan smiles at the
young
girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her
robe
slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe.
Poor
Ryan breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a
few
minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my
apartment,
I hear someone coming."
He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door,
she
leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being
completely
nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Ryan stammers, clears his throat several
times,
and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full,
don't
sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns -- they are firm and do not sag,
and
have no cellulite! Look at this skin -- no blemishes, or scars! Why in
heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, Ryan stammers, "Outside when you said
you
heard someone coming --that was me."
name on
the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady comes
out of
the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Ryan smiles at the
young
girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her
robe
slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe.
Poor
Ryan breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a
few
minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my
apartment,
I hear someone coming."
He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door,
she
leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being
completely
nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Ryan stammers, clears his throat several
times,
and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full,
don't
sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns -- they are firm and do not sag,
and
have no cellulite! Look at this skin -- no blemishes, or scars! Why in
heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, Ryan stammers, "Outside when you said
you
heard someone coming --that was me."
