I thought these jokes were hilarious when I heard them on the radio and I thought I'd share them with those outside of the Bay Area.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Na-cho Cheese.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
How do you get Holy water?
You boil the Hell out of it.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69, you have to turn around.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it is no big deal if you are not getting any.
What's another name for pickle bread?
Dill-dough.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
Cherry float.
What did the sign on the door to the whorehouse say?
Beat it! We're closed.
Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.
What's the definition of "macho"?
Jogging home from your own bisectomy.
What do you call four bull fighers in quick sand?
Cua-tro Sink-o.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Na-cho Cheese.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
How do you get Holy water?
You boil the Hell out of it.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69, you have to turn around.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it is no big deal if you are not getting any.
What's another name for pickle bread?
Dill-dough.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
Cherry float.
What did the sign on the door to the whorehouse say?
Beat it! We're closed.
Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.
What's the definition of "macho"?
Jogging home from your own bisectomy.
What do you call four bull fighers in quick sand?
Cua-tro Sink-o.