......on a four-lane interstate. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, there's a knock on his window. He rolls down the window and asks "what happened?" The man replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rove. They're asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. If it's not paid, they're going to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire! We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver considers, then asks "how much is everyone else giving?" The man replies "about a gallon".
The driver considers, then asks "how much is everyone else giving?" The man replies "about a gallon".
