So I'm kicking back at my house yesterday planning things out for my documentary screening when I get a knock on my door. To my surprise it was Tony Parker & Jay-Z with Beyonce.
They brought over some King Cobras (one each and one for me,) so we kicked it & chopped it up at my table sippin' & discussing on how they were gonna help me out with my film. While Beyonce sat on my couch and watched the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
I forgot to tell everybody here that we all go way back. I hit up Jay's bitch ass about the illuminati shit & he started to try & get crazy for a bit, so I let that fool know where he was at.
Shit started to cool off when another knock on my door...
I asked Beyonce to get it and she did. It was Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson with 2 gallons of 100% agave tequila in the plastic jugs.
Jay sent Beyonce to go buy some more King Cobras and bring one for the Homie Dwayne. And not to forget the lemons!
She showed back up at my pad with KC's, lemons and some food from the roach coach across the street from the bowling alley. Then Jay started to act a fool again (when he was half way off one 40 of King Cobra) and started to tell Beyonce shit because his tacos had onions.
Tony Parker tried to ease the situation and Jay ended up bringing up Eva Longoria and all hell broke loose in my house. So I chin checked Jay sending him back and falling on Beyonce while I'm trying to hold back Tony from beating his ass.
Dwayne get's up and get's a hold of Tony and I'm holding Jay back and they exchange words and finally cool off.
We continued to drink into the night and I ended up breaking my computer cd/DVD driver (being drunk I guess.) Beyonce wanted me to burn her a copy of the sex tape and my drunk fat ass leaned into it when I almost fell, fuck it... I'll have to get another one.
Anyhow we were all just shooting the shit into the late night when all of a sudden, The Rock get's up and runs for my door. We didn't know what was happening so we run after him and he smashes outside and starts to blow chunks on my grass. At this time, Jay starts to laugh & jumps around while Dwayne is blowing chunks, Jay starts yelling, "Can I get an Encore! Do you want more?!?!?!?!" and Tony Parker starts to laugh hard. I noticed Dwayne started to get pissed, so I told them bitches to go home.
They called today and said it was their bad for last night & want to go eat tacos later today. I said, "Hell yeah!"
Cool story, huh?
They brought over some King Cobras (one each and one for me,) so we kicked it & chopped it up at my table sippin' & discussing on how they were gonna help me out with my film. While Beyonce sat on my couch and watched the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
I forgot to tell everybody here that we all go way back. I hit up Jay's bitch ass about the illuminati shit & he started to try & get crazy for a bit, so I let that fool know where he was at.
Shit started to cool off when another knock on my door...
I asked Beyonce to get it and she did. It was Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson with 2 gallons of 100% agave tequila in the plastic jugs.
Jay sent Beyonce to go buy some more King Cobras and bring one for the Homie Dwayne. And not to forget the lemons!
She showed back up at my pad with KC's, lemons and some food from the roach coach across the street from the bowling alley. Then Jay started to act a fool again (when he was half way off one 40 of King Cobra) and started to tell Beyonce shit because his tacos had onions.
Tony Parker tried to ease the situation and Jay ended up bringing up Eva Longoria and all hell broke loose in my house. So I chin checked Jay sending him back and falling on Beyonce while I'm trying to hold back Tony from beating his ass.
Dwayne get's up and get's a hold of Tony and I'm holding Jay back and they exchange words and finally cool off.
We continued to drink into the night and I ended up breaking my computer cd/DVD driver (being drunk I guess.) Beyonce wanted me to burn her a copy of the sex tape and my drunk fat ass leaned into it when I almost fell, fuck it... I'll have to get another one.
Anyhow we were all just shooting the shit into the late night when all of a sudden, The Rock get's up and runs for my door. We didn't know what was happening so we run after him and he smashes outside and starts to blow chunks on my grass. At this time, Jay starts to laugh & jumps around while Dwayne is blowing chunks, Jay starts yelling, "Can I get an Encore! Do you want more?!?!?!?!" and Tony Parker starts to laugh hard. I noticed Dwayne started to get pissed, so I told them bitches to go home.
They called today and said it was their bad for last night & want to go eat tacos later today. I said, "Hell yeah!"
Cool story, huh?
