A Board Game: Siccness "Clue"
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While posing as a lesbian (Bierkenstock Sandle) he picked up on a blow up doll (doll obviously) and took her home to her place. She was already shaved down there, so it was his turn. He was shaving his junk (shaving cream) and nicked himself, deep.
Balls don't stop bleading.
It was a razor to the balls in the bathroom that caused his unfourtinate demise.
That also explains the DNA.
Balls don't stop bleading.
It was a razor to the balls in the bathroom that caused his unfourtinate demise.
That also explains the DNA.
...$IDEWAYZ
He was at home eating his cereal, when he realized all that was left was Kellogs corn flakes. He ate them, but dissatisfied, he decided to put on sliced strawberries. As delightful as the strawberries were, they were nothing without whipped cream. He checked his refridgerator, but realized that he wasted all of the nitrous in the whipped cream container and wouldn't be able to use it. "What else would be like whipped cream?" he thought. GANGSTAEIGHT headed upstairs to his medicine cabinet and withdrew a shiny cylinder, carefully spraying its contents into his bowl of cereal. He took his first bite...munched...swallowed. He continued this process. Then vomited.
At this point, his self esteem was lowered, and he realized that no girl would go for a guy with vomit-breath. He decided to cruise down to the local porno shack, where a suspiciously hyper employee greeted him with smutty smile. GANGSTAEIGHT walked to the back and looked for the right instrument for his purposes. He purchased a large blowup doll, resembling his mother. On his way home, he realized that his Birkenstocks would not impress his blowup doll, so he decided to throw them into a field. Mid-throw, GANGSTAEIGHT was tackled by a shadowy figure resembling Deep Thought. He was brought to the ground, viciously strangled, raped, and disposed of. Deep Thought brought the blow up doll out into the woods, and buried it after a disgusting ritual.
At this point, his self esteem was lowered, and he realized that no girl would go for a guy with vomit-breath. He decided to cruise down to the local porno shack, where a suspiciously hyper employee greeted him with smutty smile. GANGSTAEIGHT walked to the back and looked for the right instrument for his purposes. He purchased a large blowup doll, resembling his mother. On his way home, he realized that his Birkenstocks would not impress his blowup doll, so he decided to throw them into a field. Mid-throw, GANGSTAEIGHT was tackled by a shadowy figure resembling Deep Thought. He was brought to the ground, viciously strangled, raped, and disposed of. Deep Thought brought the blow up doll out into the woods, and buried it after a disgusting ritual.
deep killed his azz cuh gangstaeight stole his plastic bitch
what happened waz gangstaeight waz gett'n off of tha plastic bitch
and deep thought waz on tha roof of his naihboorz crib wit an 30-odd-6 wit scope
and lit his azz up
after tha slaying deep hit it home worried about that shit witch nobody would of found out about
but he waz so scared he toll'd on himself on tha net when he posted this thread
deep<-------------ure busted
what happened waz gangstaeight waz gett'n off of tha plastic bitch
and deep thought waz on tha roof of his naihboorz crib wit an 30-odd-6 wit scope
and lit his azz up
after tha slaying deep hit it home worried about that shit witch nobody would of found out about
but he waz so scared he toll'd on himself on tha net when he posted this thread
deep<-------------ure busted
Eight dug up DT's blow up doll from its grave in the woods. He blew it up and then went on to get his jerk on in ea's traditional way with the minty fresh shaving cream. Meanwhile DT was out for a liesurly stroll in the forest and was looking for a good spot to jack off. He saw EA balls deep in his blow up doll, and out of rage he beat him to death with his pink sandal.
Yeah, I wrote damn near a page and didnt remember any of it. Go to your user CP and check out all of the old threads you're subscribed to, start from the beginning and go backwards. There's so many threads that I wanted to up but I figured people would get pissed.
All i'm doing now is lookin for deep thought so we can get a goddamn answer on this.
All i'm doing now is lookin for deep thought so we can get a goddamn answer on this.