89yr Old Lady Charged With Keeping Kids Football

[mrtonguetwista]

BLUE ASH, Ohio -- An 89-year-old Ohio woman faces a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children said she refused to give back their football.

Edna Jester was arrested last week and taken to the police station in the Cincinnati suburb of Blue Ash.

Police said there had been an ongoing dispute over the errant football, and a child's father called to report that Jester kept the ball after it landed in her yard.

Blue Ash Police Capt. James Schaffer said police warned Jester twice and finally arrested her after she refused to accept a citation. She must appear in mayor's court next month.

Jester said Monday she didn't have time to discuss the incident, saying she has received many phone calls about it.

 

[bayflip]

is that possible?

if i find shit in my backyard, after 30 days, im keeping it lol

 

[ESFCE]

Doubleyou Pee Ess

 

[Dz Nutts Radio]

bet the arresting officer thought he was so bad, 89, shit!

and wtf , why could noone take the ball from an old ass lady?!?!

 

[vinylfiend]

good shit, fuck that bitch. I remember when I was a kid there was old evil bitch that lived next door that used to hate on us kids "making noise" playing sports too. Once when ball went over her fence she also refused to give us our ball back and rocks quickly got thrown at her windows until she threw it back! the good old days!

 

[Doberman]

They need to let her be. Every kid needs a "mean ole lady" in their neighborhood. First they make it illegal to spank your kids...now this. What's next? Banning the Ice Cream truck?

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

That lady's asking for a flaiming bag of poop on her portch.....lol

That sounds like some shit that only happends on TV shows.

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

old people are mean... I remember when I was younger and we would play football or dodgeball or something, everytime that a ball would go over the fence, we'd be lucky if we ever saw it again... & if we did get it back, then the old farts would pop it before throwing it back over the fence.

 

[Sydal]

They need to let her be. Every kid needs a "mean ole lady" in their neighborhood. First they make it illegal to spank your kids...now this. What's next? Banning the Ice Cream truck?

It's not illegal to spank your kids, it's illegal to beat them. If you are spanking as a result of misbehavior, it's perfectly legal. If you are spanking because power gets your rocks off, then it's illegal.

I'm sick of old people thinking they are above all because they are old. If you are of sound mind, you're subject to the same laws I am.

Fuck it though...damn old broads and shit. We had a few of them growing up.

 

[Syko Sniper]

They need to let her be. Every kid needs a "mean ole lady" in their neighborhood. First they make it illegal to spank your kids...now this. What's next? Banning the Ice Cream truck?

Agree.

its part of growing up to have an old bitch like that, people need to put down the phone and stop calling the cops over the dumbest shit these days..

cops should make a new law that if you call them and its for dumb shit you get fined a thousand dollars or some shit.