PEEP, ENJOY.....
The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is
a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No
one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression. "Again all
was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told
a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!" The
preacher fainted.
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man
replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have
a beer."
A man dialed 411 and told the operator, "I'd like the phone number for Mary
Jones in Phoenix, Arizona." The operator said, "There are multiple
listings. Do you have a street name?" The man said, "Yeah, most people call
me Slick."
The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is
a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No
one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression. "Again all
was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told
a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!" The
preacher fainted.
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man
replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have
a beer."
A man dialed 411 and told the operator, "I'd like the phone number for Mary
Jones in Phoenix, Arizona." The operator said, "There are multiple
listings. Do you have a street name?" The man said, "Yeah, most people call
me Slick."
