ENJOY....
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late
>at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
>
>The first mouse slamss a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to
>the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap,
>I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar
>comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
>
>The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each
>paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to t
>he other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect
>as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a
>powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest
>of the day."
>
>The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The
>third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have
>time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late
>at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
>
>The first mouse slamss a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to
>the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap,
>I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar
>comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
>
>The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each
>paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to t
>he other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect
>as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a
>powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest
>of the day."
>
>The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The
>third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have
>time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat
