3 Bodygaurds and 1 Sexpet

[Syko Sniper]

Right, so hypothetical.


You are the richest most famous person in the universe but can only have 3 bodygaurds and 1 sexpet, what are your choices?

body gaurds


1. Mike Tyson
2. Chuck Norris
3. Tony Jaa

Sexpet

Jessica Alba

 

[Gas One]

i dont think i need either at the moment

and jessica alba has herpes

have fun, bumpy lips

 

[Ambition209]

damn i was thinkin about jessica alba too until I saw Gas' post...

 

[B-San]

While your at it knock these females off your list

 

[48turffin]

body guards

1.superman
2.wolverine
3.hulk

sexpet
sumthin like a kim Kardashian type

 

[Evil Jesus]

^^ damn if were gonna play like that then i want

superman
wolverine
the phoenix

and my sexpet would be

ewa sonnet

 

[0594_1Q]

hahaha at the herpes tree. damn that shit be everywhere. if eminem has it then dre must have it. LOL

 

[DankedOut707]

I WOULD HAVE MY REGULAR FOLKS AS BODYGUARDS JUST CUZ I ALREADY KNOW THEY DOWN FOR WUTEVER AND MY BITCH WOULD BE KIM KARDASHIAN

 

[eastbayrider510]

and my sexpet would be

ewa sonnet

yes!

 

[DankedOut707]

YALL TRIPPIN. I NEVER HEARD OF EWA SONNET SO I GOOGLED THAT BITCH. SHE HAS TITS, NUTHIN ELSE. FACE LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR BITCH I SEE WALKIN AROUND VALLEJO

 

[Satingun]

i dont think i need either at the moment

and jessica alba has herpes

have fun, bumpy lips

lol

 

[BAYTION WIDE]

YALL TRIPPIN. I NEVER HEARD OF EWA SONNET SO I GOOGLED THAT BITCH. SHE HAS TITS, NUTHIN ELSE. FACE LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR BITCH I SEE WALKIN AROUND VALLEJO

i just googled her to. her face is weak

 

[Defy]

Bodyguards:

1. Layla Ali
2. Michelle Rodriguez
3. one of them fine ass army broads from different countries that 2-0-6 or cold blooded posted

my sexpet (thats an unbelievably gay ass word) would be that chick from desperate houswives that the spur married....I forgot her name.....and my bodygaurds also

 

[DankedOut707]

Bodyguards:

1. Layla Ali
2. Michelle Rodriguez
3. one of them fine ass army broads from different countries that 2-0-6 or cold blooded posted

my sexpet (thats an unbelievably gay ass word) would be that chick from desperate houswives that the spur married....I forgot her name.....and my bodygaurds also

HAHA U GETTIN MERKED. LAYLA ALI, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, AND THEM OTHER BITCHES IS GETTIN LIT UP. THEN EVA LONGORIA WOULD BE KIDNAPPED AND HELD FOR RANSOM THEN SHE WOULD BE MY BITCH ALONG WITH KIM KARDASHIAN

 

[TaxMan]

My "sexpet" would be the grandma from Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)... I can tell from looking at her, that she sucks dick like no other.

 

[sloth11]

Is that Herpes tree for real?

 

[B-San]

I don't wanna say 'no' cuz you might be thinkin about hittin' raw...

 

[B-San]

On the next episode of 'Jeaters'.... we put more of Hollywood's elite on blast...

with your host, B-San

 

[Arson]

lol

why you laughing you old hag?

 

[Arson]

sexpet: Scarlett Johanson

bodyguards: Fedor Emelianenko
Arson
Charles Bronson

id take Mirko CroCop over fedor, cause mirko is a weapons expert.