Ive noticed that girls actually steal the most stuff out of anybody. Theyre way more ovious than guys, and still more successful at it lol.
Ill just notice some bitch stealing by complete accident, and ill just stand there and watch them for like ten minutes until they notice me and act suprised like ive been hiding in a cardboard box scooting around spying on them, lol... Lookin like "i hope this guy didnt notice that i stuffed this down comfortor into my purse and tucked it under my baby in his stroller. I think ill akwardly glance back at them multiple times, cuz that will definately help if he is a cop"
Like "bitch i seen you walk in the store and u didnt have no purse when u arrived... Or a stroller. Or a baby."