3 Verses (Finished and updated)
What's up? I just started writing this today at work out of shear boredom. I'm lacking the last 6 bars but I just got tired of writing and I'll finish it later. There is no chorus at hook at this time, because if I ever put this on wax, I have an idea to scratch in some samples for the hook. Not the best lyrics ever, but mildly entertaining to some of you I'm sure. If you don't like the beginning, just keep reading...Let me get some feedback, good or bad. Thanks
"NICE ON THE MIC, BUT QUALIFIED TO BE THE MEANEST,
FLIRTIN' WITH THE NURSE IN THE INSANE ASYLUM LIKE A GENIOUS,
I'VE NEVER DRANK BUT I'M ON THE FRINGE OF A BINGE,
WITH SPLIT PERSONALITIES LIKE SIAMESE TWINS/
I'M CONCEITED IN TONE BUT UNWORTHY OF ANY PRAISE,
TELL YOU THAT I'M BROKE WITH A WALLET LIKE A ST. PATTY'S DAY PARADE,
MY CAR STEADY "ROLLIN" LIKE KIDS AT A RAVE,
FOREVER ON "E," FURTHER FUELING MY ROAD RAGE/
I CAN'T AFFORD NATHAN, ON PAYDAY, MY CHECKS GONE,
I CAN ONLY DRIVE FROM SHELL, STRAIGHT TO THE EXXON,
TRADED IN MY IMPALA, I FEEL LIKE A WHITE KID,
9 INCH RIMS, ON MY SILVER TOYOTA ECHO HYBRID/
AUTO ZONE SPECIAL, PLASTIC SPINNER HUBCAPS,
BAKING SODA DANGEROUS, ARMED AND HAMMER CAN'T TOUCH THAT,
VALUE MEAL EATER, WOULD YOU LIKE LARD WITH THAT?
24 YEARS OLD, RUNNING LATE FOR A HEART ATTACK/
Verse 2
GOT A JOB AT BALCO, SEVERAL NOTEWORTHY CLIENTS,
2 ORIOLES CAME IN, AND FLEW OUTTA THERE WITH A "GIANT,"
COPS RAIDED THE BUILDING, I DENIED IT ALL TO THE GRAVE,
18 HUN IN HOMERUNS BUT THEY AIN'T TOUCHIN THE HALL OF FAME/
I GUESS IT'S ALL THE SAME, CHEATERS, THEY NEVER PROSPER,
UNLESS YOU'RE BRAD PITT, HIT JOLIE, NOW HE'S A FATHER,
I FELT BAD FOR JENN, SHE'S STUCK WITH VINCE VAUGHN,
I MISS THE OLD LYNDSEY LOHAN, WHERE HAVE HER TITS GONE?/
I LOST MY APPETITE, AND GAVE THE OLSEN TWINS A CALL,
MASTERED THOSE "STRINGS" WITH MY HAND LIKE I WAS LES PAUL,
NOW I'M SELF CONSCIOUS, AND DATING NICHOLE RICHEY,
WE EAT, THEN SHE THROWS IT UP IN A BOWL WITH ME/
IT SICKENING, NEVERMIND BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND,
I'LL NEVER SEE PLATINUM, IT'S MORE LIKE A 100 THOU-
CERTAIN CITIES GON' LOVE ME, AS LONG AS THEY REALLY LISTEN,
I KNOW "HOUSTON" GON' SUPPORT ME LIKE BOBBY FROM NEW EDITION/
Verse 3
I SAW A JACKA HOLDIN' A SOURCE MAG, HEAVY ON THE APPROACH,
LIKE LINEMAN WITH THE GATORADE TOWARDS SEIFERT WHEN COACHED,
I READ HIS MIND ONCE, THEN GAVE HIM SOME GOOD ADVICE,
TOLD HIM EASE UP, BEFORE I SPILL HIS BRAIN ON THE MAG AND READ IT TWICE/
DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA, I AIN'T THE HARDEST DUDE ALIVE,
EVEN THOUGH IT'S RARE, I HAVE AN O. G. POSITIVE BLOOD TYPE,
YOU MIGHT BEAT ME IN A BATTLE, IF THE MOON AND STARS ALIGN,
BUT YOU'LL BE WAITIN LIKE THE CUBS BEFORE IT HAPPENS A 2ND TIME/
HATERS TALK DOWN, BUT IT'S NEVER PUT A HURT ON CHRIS,
THEY CLOWN ON WHAT THEY CAN'T EVEN DO, LIKE A JOURNALIST/
BETTA LEARN TO CRAWL BEFORE YOU WALK AND BRAWL BEFORE YOU TALK,
CAUSE I'LL BE COMIN' BACK AROUND LIKE THE HANDS ON A CLOCK,
MY NAME'S ON YO' GIRLS LIPS LIKE A LIP BALM CREAM,
AND YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE HOOD LIKE A THICK DRAWSTRING/
IT'S ALMOST OVER, BETTA HIT REWIND TIL YOU HEAR THE FIRST PART,
BEFORE THE TRACK TAKES ME BEFORE MY TIME LIKE I'M DALE EARNHARDT////
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE LINES...LET ME KNOW. LATE
What's up? I just started writing this today at work out of shear boredom. I'm lacking the last 6 bars but I just got tired of writing and I'll finish it later. There is no chorus at hook at this time, because if I ever put this on wax, I have an idea to scratch in some samples for the hook. Not the best lyrics ever, but mildly entertaining to some of you I'm sure. If you don't like the beginning, just keep reading...Let me get some feedback, good or bad. Thanks
"NICE ON THE MIC, BUT QUALIFIED TO BE THE MEANEST,
FLIRTIN' WITH THE NURSE IN THE INSANE ASYLUM LIKE A GENIOUS,
I'VE NEVER DRANK BUT I'M ON THE FRINGE OF A BINGE,
WITH SPLIT PERSONALITIES LIKE SIAMESE TWINS/
I'M CONCEITED IN TONE BUT UNWORTHY OF ANY PRAISE,
TELL YOU THAT I'M BROKE WITH A WALLET LIKE A ST. PATTY'S DAY PARADE,
MY CAR STEADY "ROLLIN" LIKE KIDS AT A RAVE,
FOREVER ON "E," FURTHER FUELING MY ROAD RAGE/
I CAN'T AFFORD NATHAN, ON PAYDAY, MY CHECKS GONE,
I CAN ONLY DRIVE FROM SHELL, STRAIGHT TO THE EXXON,
TRADED IN MY IMPALA, I FEEL LIKE A WHITE KID,
9 INCH RIMS, ON MY SILVER TOYOTA ECHO HYBRID/
AUTO ZONE SPECIAL, PLASTIC SPINNER HUBCAPS,
BAKING SODA DANGEROUS, ARMED AND HAMMER CAN'T TOUCH THAT,
VALUE MEAL EATER, WOULD YOU LIKE LARD WITH THAT?
24 YEARS OLD, RUNNING LATE FOR A HEART ATTACK/
Verse 2
GOT A JOB AT BALCO, SEVERAL NOTEWORTHY CLIENTS,
2 ORIOLES CAME IN, AND FLEW OUTTA THERE WITH A "GIANT,"
COPS RAIDED THE BUILDING, I DENIED IT ALL TO THE GRAVE,
18 HUN IN HOMERUNS BUT THEY AIN'T TOUCHIN THE HALL OF FAME/
I GUESS IT'S ALL THE SAME, CHEATERS, THEY NEVER PROSPER,
UNLESS YOU'RE BRAD PITT, HIT JOLIE, NOW HE'S A FATHER,
I FELT BAD FOR JENN, SHE'S STUCK WITH VINCE VAUGHN,
I MISS THE OLD LYNDSEY LOHAN, WHERE HAVE HER TITS GONE?/
I LOST MY APPETITE, AND GAVE THE OLSEN TWINS A CALL,
MASTERED THOSE "STRINGS" WITH MY HAND LIKE I WAS LES PAUL,
NOW I'M SELF CONSCIOUS, AND DATING NICHOLE RICHEY,
WE EAT, THEN SHE THROWS IT UP IN A BOWL WITH ME/
IT SICKENING, NEVERMIND BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND,
I'LL NEVER SEE PLATINUM, IT'S MORE LIKE A 100 THOU-
CERTAIN CITIES GON' LOVE ME, AS LONG AS THEY REALLY LISTEN,
I KNOW "HOUSTON" GON' SUPPORT ME LIKE BOBBY FROM NEW EDITION/
Verse 3
I SAW A JACKA HOLDIN' A SOURCE MAG, HEAVY ON THE APPROACH,
LIKE LINEMAN WITH THE GATORADE TOWARDS SEIFERT WHEN COACHED,
I READ HIS MIND ONCE, THEN GAVE HIM SOME GOOD ADVICE,
TOLD HIM EASE UP, BEFORE I SPILL HIS BRAIN ON THE MAG AND READ IT TWICE/
DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA, I AIN'T THE HARDEST DUDE ALIVE,
EVEN THOUGH IT'S RARE, I HAVE AN O. G. POSITIVE BLOOD TYPE,
YOU MIGHT BEAT ME IN A BATTLE, IF THE MOON AND STARS ALIGN,
BUT YOU'LL BE WAITIN LIKE THE CUBS BEFORE IT HAPPENS A 2ND TIME/
HATERS TALK DOWN, BUT IT'S NEVER PUT A HURT ON CHRIS,
THEY CLOWN ON WHAT THEY CAN'T EVEN DO, LIKE A JOURNALIST/
BETTA LEARN TO CRAWL BEFORE YOU WALK AND BRAWL BEFORE YOU TALK,
CAUSE I'LL BE COMIN' BACK AROUND LIKE THE HANDS ON A CLOCK,
MY NAME'S ON YO' GIRLS LIPS LIKE A LIP BALM CREAM,
AND YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE HOOD LIKE A THICK DRAWSTRING/
IT'S ALMOST OVER, BETTA HIT REWIND TIL YOU HEAR THE FIRST PART,
BEFORE THE TRACK TAKES ME BEFORE MY TIME LIKE I'M DALE EARNHARDT////
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE LINES...LET ME KNOW. LATE
