@ 2-0-Sixx and anyone else interested

[DubbC415]

here's a little clip of comedian/actor David Cross talkin about the pope and the catholic chuches crimes if u wanna check it out its only about 5 minutes long...its got some funny shit in there.


http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspxid=3I419IPAKND1825VB20ASQ321

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Unfortunately it says the file has expired

 

[DubbC415]

my bad...



here ya go.

http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3I419IPAKND1825VB20ASQ32C1

 

[ColdBlooded]

i've heard this already so i'm not DL'n it

But man David Cross is funny as fuck.

 

[DubbC415]

^^^Yes he is, and hes real about his humor. if u havent seen this show, u gotta try and find "Mr. show" with him and bob odenkirk. its my favorite show of all time.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

That was great! I've never heard of him before.

“These people are gods representatives. So you know what that means, right? God fucks little boys.”

 

[DubbC415]

^^^and then he goes on to talk about that thats the reason young children are killed.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

^^yeah that was crazy....I had to turn my speakers waaay down on a few parts. (crazy work people would lynch me!)

 

[TOKZTLI]

Comedy.

 

[Jae iLL]

"the pope is unfallable.. so I dunno why the catholic church doesn't just take that motherfucker to Vegas" That God's representative part was pretty hilarious.
Hahaha, that is true about the 8 year old kids being "innocent".. I do wonder how they let a priest get up on em like that.
That was laughs

 

[B-Buzz]

haha good shit DubbC, keep spreading the word of David. You should put up some more of his shit in the open forum, and put the Rickey Henderson bit in the sports forum, hahahaha

Im watching Mr Show on TBS right now. I dunno why, I got all the dvds now.

Its the one from season 4 with the Investigative Report on Davids Invesitgative Report about the Wish Store, and the talk show on the life raft

 

[DubbC415]

^^^
"hahahhahah...what i love about that one is when David realizes hes been tricked, and hes sitting on the edge of the van, and looks likes he about to cry, and Bob holds him telling him that it wasnt really a prank. i love on the life raft when the black guy is the person in the crowd and he has that shirt that says "GOD DONT MAKE NO TRASH!" lmao...i hate watching it on tv, cuz they always edit out the best parts.

 

[B-Buzz]

and at the end of the talk show when Davids thinking to himself

"Im gonna fuck me a fish" hahaha

 

[DubbC415]

^^^^lmao, oh yeah....good times.

 

[ColdBlooded]

funniest Mr Show i remember:

was when they use cloning to create a bunch of hitlers, but they give every jewish person on the planet their own hitler as a personal slave to do what they want with.

 

[DubbC415]

^^^^and i like how the hitlers are at the bar, and the old ones are talking about the young ones...thats a good episode.



i'll think of my favorite and post it later.

 

[B-Buzz]

thats in the same episode as the other 2 I mentioned hahahaha. I love when theyre at Hitler Davids house and hes like 'Lazy man's wall paper' and its a bunch of maps with arrows all over them lol.

My fav sketch is prolly either the lie detector test or the mob arguing over what the highest number is

Jay Johnston- "Have you ever derailed a train... with your penis... and ate it piece by piece?"
Bob Odenkirk- "Yes"
(Everyone starts yelling about it)
Bob- "It was for charity!!!"

 

[Syk0tic]

George Carlin has some funny stuff also.