12 Year Old Blasts Kerry

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12-Year old blasts Kerry response to Bush acceptance speech

"That was the lame-ass-est speech I've ever heard, " says Johnathan Walker. "John Kerry sounded more desperate than my older brother is to get a date. My kid brother has better comebacks than John Kerry too."

The Kerry camp promises that "this is the last time we let John write his own speeches."

"I mean, when you start off your speech practically endorsing your opponent, you lose," says Walker, referring to Kerry's opening "The election comes down to this. If you believe this country is heading in the right direction, you should support George Bush."

"And that's just the beginning."

"Like, he mentions going to Vietnam like it makes up for all his other deficiencies. And then he mentions it some more for good measure. Give it up dude, the Vietnam war is over."

"And he just sounded pissed off that Bush and Cheney and that Zell guy didn't think he had the right stuff to lead the military. He sounded way too pissy to be president, as far as I'm concerned."

"He keeps claiming 'We need to take America in a new direction. And we have a specific plan to do just that.' but when's the last time you heard any specifics?"

Jonathan and the aforementioned kid brother James agree that "Kerry sucks ass." Polls among their friends show his ass-suckage rating at an all time high.

Johnathan is currently nursing a large bruise on his upper arm, delivered by his older brother Ralph as a result of the desperation comment. "He deserved it," says Ralph, adding, "He'll get better."

http://www.byzantinecommunications.com/news/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=86
 
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12-Year old blasts Kerry response to Bush acceptance speech

"That was the lame-ass-est speech I've ever heard, " says Johnathan Walker. "John Kerry sounded more desperate than my older brother is to get a date. My kid brother has better comebacks than John Kerry too."
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Somebody tell this little hillbilly the guy he is referring to is President Bush.
 
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Ok, i have proof this is written by someone atleast older than 30.... why???? No one says kid brother anymore, thats a reference used by people 40 years old and older.
 
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....Oh i almost forgot to add, do you honestly think a 12 year old could have watched all 90 minutes with genuine interest and comprehension??

get something better than a fakeass 12 year old statement to back you up antonio, i thought you were a lil smarter than this.
 
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"Like, he mentions going to Vietnam like it makes up for all his other deficiencies. And then he mentions it some more for good measure. Give it up dude, the Vietnam war is over."
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LOL comedy..."Like" how many 12 year olds do you know who use the word "deficiencies?"
 
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12-Year old makes intimate connection with George Bush

"He seems to say what I'm thinking, all the time" says Johnathan Walker. "He likes pretzels, just like me, and he is always told by his elders what to say, and not to slouch, and to tuck his shirt in."

"That John Kerry guy uses so many big words, it's like a grown up from school. George Bush is not too smart, not too stupid, just right for a 12 year old."

"When Kerry started goin on about 'deficiencies, aspirations, bla bla I was like 'SHUTUP DIAHRREAFEACE and couldn't wait till Bush spoke," says Walker, referring to Kerry's opening "When he was like 'hard work, it's very hard to get the enemy and do hard work' I knew just what he was saying. I have to do hard work when i rake the leaves and hate it. Bush knows all about me"

"And that's just the beginning."

"Kerry mentions vietnam. Well vietnam sucks, I saw full metal jacket when my parents watched it. I know Vietnam sucks, Bush does too that's why he didn't go."

"And he just sounded pissed off that Bush and Cheney and that Zell guy didn't think he had the right stuff to lead the military. He sounded way too pissy to be president, as far as I'm concerned."

LMAO! Republicans constantly pimp this 90-year old Neonazi Democrat from South Carolina or whatever Dixie state as proof that Democrats are all fucked off and their own party is rebelling...lmao.

Zell Miller has a more conservative voting record than half of the Republican party...voting with the GOP 100% of the time. They pimp him as proof that Dems "have it wrong"...as a matter of fact this guy is a fucking 99 year old joke.
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
12-Year old makes intimate connection with George Bush

"He seems to say what I'm thinking, all the time" says Johnathan Walker. "He likes pretzels, just like me, and he is always told by his elders what to say, and not to slouch, and to tuck his shirt in."

"That John Kerry guy uses so many big words, it's like a grown up from school. George Bush is not too smart, not too stupid, just right for a 12 year old."

"When Kerry started goin on about 'deficiencies, aspirations, bla bla I was like 'SHUTUP DIAHRREAFEACE and couldn't wait till Bush spoke," says Walker, referring to Kerry's opening "When he was like 'hard work, it's very hard to get the enemy and do hard work' I knew just what he was saying. I have to do hard work when i rake the leaves and hate it. Bush knows all about me"

"And that's just the beginning."

"Kerry mentions vietnam. Well vietnam sucks, I saw full metal jacket when my parents watched it. I know Vietnam sucks, Bush does too that's why he didn't go."

"And he just sounded pissed off that Bush and Cheney and that Zell guy didn't think he had the right stuff to lead the military. He sounded way too pissy to be president, as far as I'm concerned."

LMAO! Republicans constantly pimp this 90-year old Neonazi Democrat from South Carolina or whatever Dixie state as proof that Democrats are all fucked off and their own party is rebelling...lmao.

Zell Miller has a more conservative voting record than half of the Republican party...voting with the GOP 100% of the time. They pimp him as proof that Dems "have it wrong"...as a matter of fact this guy is a fucking 99 year old joke.
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comedy
 
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....Oh i almost forgot to add, do you honestly think a 12 year old could have watched all 90 minutes with genuine interest and comprehension??
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http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local/09/25/kerry_kid.html
Nine-Year Old Supports Kerry In School Discussion Groups



Essence Cheatham, student (WCPO/WCPO.com)


Student discussion group (WCPO/WCPO.com)


Studying campaign issues (WCPO/WCPO.com)



Reported by: 9News
Web produced by: Neil Relyea
Photographed by: 9News
9/25/04 12:44:02 PM
While the Bush camp is pushing for votes here in Ohio, John Kerry has one special supporter in the Buckeye state that's making headlines.

Nine-year old Essence Cheatham, of Columbus, Ohio, makes it no secret that she's a big Kerry supporter.

So big, in fact, that she hosts a pro-Kerry group every Tuesday at her school.

The students in the group research and discuss campaign platform issues and even do a little "Bush-bashing."

Cheatham says she's proud that she's not only pro-Kerry, but is pro-active and stands on her beliefs.

"That's why I actually kind of started this group, because I wanted to kind of like make a difference in this school," said Cheatham.

"This is a student that I think that comes around once in a lifetime," said Mike White, her teacher and group advisor."She's so driven and passionate about her beliefs."

Cheatham started the effort last year after she read a magazine article about George Bush that she didn't like.

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE.
http://www.sfexaminer.com/article/index.cfm/i/072804b_convention
12-year-old girl joins luminaries
By Beth Fouhy | Associated Press
Published on Wednesday, July 28, 2004
URL: http://www.examiner.com/article/index.cfm/i/072804b_convention
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BOSTON -- Twelve-year-old Ilana Wexler hadn't planned to spend Tuesday evening on stage at the Democratic National Convention alongside luminaries like Ron Reagan and Illinois Senate candidate Barack Obama, the evening's keynote speaker.

But the enterprising seventh grader from Oakland, Calif., found herself on stage for launching www.kidsforkerry.com, a multimedia Web site devoted to involving kids in John Kerry's presidential campaign. The invitation to speak was delivered last week in a telephone call from Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry.

Jonathan Wexler, Ilana's father, said his daughter became a Kerry supporter after listening to Bruce Springsteen's Sept. 11 tribute album, "The Rising." She also noticed, during family travels through Central America and Europe, how the Iraq war had affected people in other parts of the world, he said.

"We just kept meeting people who said, 'We love the U.S. but we don't understand what your country is doing,'" Wexler said.

In February, Ilana began volunteering at a Kerry campaign phone bank, and launched her Web site shortly thereafter. The site is devoid of Bush bashing and encourages kids to support Kerry because "he knows his ABCs" -- America, Better Education, and Compassion to Children.

"By getting involved and understanding the issues, we will be helping our future and our great country! WE CAN HAVE A VOICE TODAY!" the site proclaims.

As news of Ilana's endeavor began to spread, the site was expanded to include video and audio clips of Ilana's TV and radio appearances. It also features photos of Ilana with both Kerry and Teresa Heinz Kerry, who called Ilana "a very mature and eloquent young lady" and agreed to an interview for the Web site.
 
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@McleanHatch; most young kids just see their parents bush-bashing or kerry-bashing so they follow suit, once again most of them cant completely understand and comprehend politics, all they know is that their parents support one candidate and hate the other candidate for various reasons.
I dont kno what ur tryin to prove anyways, they are just kids.
 
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@McleanHatch; most young kids just see their parents bush-bashing or kerry-bashing so they follow suit, once again most of them cant completely understand and comprehend politics, all they know is that their parents support one candidate and hate the other candidate for various reasons.
I dont kno what ur tryin to prove anyways, they are just kids.
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i am trying to prove that some kids are more advanced and can handle it. you made a blacket statement saying it was basically impossible. all i am doing by posting these is saying it is possible for a few more mature more advanced kids.

J-Funk said:
once again most of them cant completely understand and comprehend politics
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amd some of them can
 
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