10 Things to Remember When Confronted By The Police - Avoid the "Bro, Don't Tase Me"

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10 Things to Remember When Confronted By The Police - Avoid the "Bro, Don't Tase Me"

1. Don't Talk.
Do not say a word to the officer. Just shut up! I cannot stress to you the importance of this rule. Do not talk! Do not attempt to convince the officer of your innocence. Everyone is innocent, no one should be arrested and no one should be in jail and that is all the officer hears all day every day. He / she does not care generally whether you are innocent or guilty and there is nothing that he / she can do at this point. Most times, when people speak to officers they say something that makes their situation far worse. Keep your mouth shut, there will be plenty of time to talk later.

2. Don't Run.
I said above to listen to the officer and follow his / her instructions. Do not be scared and do not let the liquid courage, aka alcohol, convince you that you can outrun the twelve officers and helicopter that will track you down. Also, police become highly suspicious that someone running has a weapon and may be quick to draw their weapon. Additionally, when they do run you down expect much stronger force used to subdue a fleeing suspect.

3. Never Resist Arrest.
Perhaps the most important thing not to do is touch the police officer at all! Again, sober up quick and follow what the officer says. Many people attempt to bump the officer or swat an officers hands away. This often falls under the assault statutes and now a minor misdemeanor arrest becomes a FELONY. Thus a reckless driving charge leads to a year or more in state prison. Additionally, touching the officer in any way can lead to a baton in the mouth.

4. Don't Believe the Police.
It is perfectly legal for the police to lie to get you to make an admission. The police frequently separate two friends and tell one the other one ratted him / her out. Because of the lie, the other friend now rats the first friend out. Police and detectives also state that "it will be easier" to talk now...LIES!!! DON'T BELIEVE THIS BS! It will only be easier for the police to prove their case!

5. No Searching.
Do not allow the police to search anywhere! If the police officer asks, they do not have the right to search and must have your consent. If you are asked make sure you proclaim to any witnesses that "You (the police) do not have consent to search." If they perform the search anyway, that evidence may be thrown out later. Also, if you consent to a search, the officers may find something that you had no idea you had placed somewhere, ie: marijuana left by a friend. Remember, that denying the police consent to search DOES NOT give them the probable cause they would need to conduct a search.

6. Don't Look At Places Where You Don't Want Police to Search.
Police are trained to watch you and react to you. They know that you are nervous and scared and many people look to the areas that they don't want the police to search. Do not react to the search and do not answer any questions. LOOK DOWN AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

7. Do Not Talk Shit to the Police.
I don't care if you have been wrongly arrested and the true culprit is standing in front of you. Don't talk shit! Police hear all day that my dad is the the Governor's Assistant's Intern and I will have your badge for this! Police have a lot of discretion in the upcoming charges brought. Police can add charges, change a misdemeanor to a felony, or even talk to the prosecutor that is ultimately prosecuting you.

8. If Police Come to Your Home, Do not Let Them In and Do Not Step Outside Your Home.
If the police are confident you have committed a felony, they are coming in anyway, because they generally don't need an arrest warrant. Make it clear to the police by stating: "No you may not come in", or "I am comfortable talking right here", or "You need a search warrant to enter my home." If they return, your attorney can arrange for you to turn yourself in should that be necessary and you will spend no time in jail between the hearings.

9. Outside Your Home Arrested, Do Not Accept Offer to Go In Your Home for Anything.
The officer may say to you, how about you go inside and change, freshen up, talk to your wife, husband, get a jacket, or any other reason. The police will graciously escort you in and then tear your home apart searching through it. Also, do not let them secure your car. Your car is fine. Remember they are lying to you. They don't give a damn if you are really cold or if you need to talk to your wife or husband.

10. Don't say a word.
It's incredible how many people feel that they can convince the officer, the booking officer or a detective (if your case reaches that stature) that they are not guilty. YOUR CASE IS NOT DECIDED BY THESE PEOPLE. They have no affect on your records. Wait to speak to your lawyer! The courts give enormous weight to "confessions" during this stage. A suspect is almost NEVER released after being arrested.
 

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i say exclude #2 if youre in the hood/ actually did something worth taking off for

you might know your area better than the cop..and with 40-60 pounds of crap surrounding his waist you might get the jump on em...fuck the helicopter..ive outran both on my own block when i was younger

helicopters are only unescapable when they know where you are
 

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i aint runnin over grafitti, tho.dont run over something that aint worth 5-10 or better.

for instance: last night my homie, my other old school friend and his girl went clubbing downtown san diego...well its about 2:30am outside the clubs and this cops trying to pull this chick over and shes just kinda rattled, so she turns into oncoming traffic and hits my homeboys girl, and KEEPS GOING, hitting 3 or four cars..you know what the cops did? shot at her 4-5 times, then yanked her out the car

one of the cops got hit with the ricochet

i guess my point is some cops squeeze and ask questions last depending on their nervousness level..so if you do run...shit make it be worth a bullet
 
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good thread. it's hard to remember all the things you gotta do though, you can't really practice. lol. i get heated too with cops, so 3 is hard to follow.

i say exclude #2 if youre in the hood/ actually did something worth taking off for

you might know your area better than the cop..and with 40-60 pounds of crap surrounding his waist you might get the jump on em...fuck the helicopter..ive outran both on my own block when i was younger

helicopters are only unescapable when they know where you are
very true.. people get away all the time. plus you could probably stay with anyone you know, or if you know some abondoned spots you could lay low there.


the ideal thing is just to avoid the cops all together.
 
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yup you gotta not put yourself in situations where cops gonna be on that ass. as soon as you gotta a cop pulling you over or stopping to talk to you you're already halfway fucked. the best thing is to avoid situations where cops are involved. if you do get stopped you have to know your rights and have composure and not be an idiot.
 

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this is a whack list... they need a ghetto version of that shit so they can tell u what to really do.

and lol at #1 and #10 wow
i thought they were just being EXTRA sure we knew not to talk.

"dont talk shit to police" fuck that...thats half the fun of getting arrested and riding in the back of a car

bothering them until they appear human
just stop short of getting your ass beat and your fine
 
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this is a whack list... they need a ghetto version of that shit so they can tell u what to really do.

and lol at #1 and #10 wow
Just wondering, what would you say to do differently? Do ghetto cops let you talk your way out of charges or let you go if you talk shit to them?

I can see maybe how running might make sense, but not over some minor shit, going to jail is better then getting shot in the back or beat senseless.

Speaking of this, anyone who wrote this list? I think it's a pretty good and useful read actually?

edit: this Q isn't only at Rose Town, anyone can speak up.
 
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5. No Searching.
Do not allow the police to search anywhere! If the police officer asks, they do not have the right to search and must have your consent. If you are asked make sure you proclaim to any witnesses that "You (the police) do not have consent to search." If they perform the search anyway, that evidence may be thrown out later. Also, if you consent to a search, the officers may find something that you had no idea you had placed somewhere, ie: marijuana left by a friend. Remember, that denying the police consent to search DOES NOT give them the probable cause they would need to conduct a search.

Someone told me that if a cop asks to search you.....say "Am I under arrest officer, and if so, what's the charge?" dude said 9 times out of 10 the cop will leave u the fuck alone quik.
 
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Someone told me that if a cop asks to search you.....say "Am I under arrest officer, and if so, what's the charge?" dude said 9 times out of 10 the cop will leave u the fuck alone quik.
Thats probably right -- cops can pat you down for weapons on your person basically any time they want for 'officer safety', but anything they find wont be admissible in court unless they can convince a judge that they got your CONSENT to search you.

They can only search you if they have a REASON to search you they can articulate to a judge, but something like 90% of times evidence is presented in court its because the cops asked to search them and they said SURE or I GUESS or I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE, thinking the cops wont really search them. So if the cop asks you if he can search you, you can just say 'No -- I do not consent to a search. Am I free to go? If if under arrest what is the charge?' -- exactly like your friend said.

But even if he says you are being detained or arrested, still say "no, i do not consent to a search" because if he has propable cause, he's gonna search you anyway, might as well give it a shot, LOL.

Because sometimes cops lie, or you could just be 'detained' while they interrogate you, looking for more evidence, but not have propable cause to search you unless you give him some! But they might say you are gonna be under arrest, or some bullshit like that to trick you into letting them search you!
 
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but honestly, a cop can do whatever the fuck he wants to you
Oh no doubt! You'ld be living in a fantasy land to think otherwise. But doing and saying the right things to them might help you out, and if nothing else will make your lawyer's job hella easier and give you and him/her a better shot at getting off when you get in front of a judge is all I'm saying....
 

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its all situational. i think theres a situation that can question almost all 10 of those.

i guess you gotta learn how to read the cop youre dealing with by how he treats or responds to you..

because some of those..yeah its all good in a normal situation...but ive had situations where i let cops search me so i can leave quicker..

or situaions where running was an option

complicating matters could have gotten my car searched, as i was surrounded by 4 sherrifs at a gas station that pretty much just wanted to arrest me

its also good to note that cops have different personalities..some you can talk back to, and some might suplex you for that shit.

i think the best point when dealing with cops is...dont act like youre scared...at all.
 
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True that too, and I myself have bent these guidelines depending on the situation at hand, but I'd say 95% of the time they are better than doing the alternative. Like unless you think there's a chance you can beat the cop down and get away or whatnot, but realy....

You're right tho', if its a bad situation you might want to let the cops search you if you think standing up for your rights might land you in jail and you can't let that happen or whatever. But I'd say those 10 rules are gonna be your best bet almost all the time, but you obviously have to think about what makes sense in the particular situation, feel me?

Cuz a lot of times people be doing some dumb shit that makes the cops job easier.