I quit my accounting job because the boss was a shit cunt. I stayed on the books at my other job by working a shift every 3 months until I got 8 weeks paid long service leave so I was still earning an income.
Colonoscopy was a routine thing for my crohns disease.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My...