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  1. mrtonguetwista

    Praise the Lord!!

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    Get Your Freak On Girl

    An alert Transportation Security Administration screener at New Jersey’s Newark Airport apparently spotted a "sex toy” stuffed inside a passenger’s luggage Saturday and offered the traveler some encouragement. “Get your freak on girl” was found written in black ink on the back of a TSA notice...
  3. mrtonguetwista

    Shit just got real in Vallejo

    VALLEJO, Calif. (KTLA) -- Firefighters were called in to rescue a 21-year-old man trapped in a child's playground swing. The groundskeeper at Blue Rock Springs Park arrived to work Saturday morning, to find a man screaming. The man told police he'd been stuck in the swing for nine hours after...
  4. mrtonguetwista

    "nigga done stole my lima beans"

    ST. PETERSBURG -- Police said a St. Petersburg father stabbed his son several times Friday morning, possibly over a can of lima beans and other personal items. Donald Wynn, 54, is facing charges of attempted murder in the first degree. Police said they received a call about a stabbing at 10...
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    Tyson Tomko Arrested For Robbery

    ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. -- A former WWE wrestler was arrested Tuesday in St. Augustine in connection with a strong-arm robbery. St. Johns County deputies said Travis Tomko threatened a pharmacist at a CVS store in St. Augustine and left with three bottles of prescription painkillers, WJXT-TV...
  6. mrtonguetwista

    got her

  7. mrtonguetwista

    SONY attack 2.0?

    Sony has just announced that it has detected someone trying to match "a massive set of sign-in IDs and passwords against our network database". The company suspects that somebody has got hold of a massive list of usernames and passwords from "another source and not from our Networks", and have...
  8. mrtonguetwista

    Happy National Taco Day!!

    http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/national_taco_day.html
  9. mrtonguetwista

    Hell In A Cell

    leggggooo!!!
  10. mrtonguetwista

    OG Cuicide--Life Iz

    MXzU0aYu2S8
  11. mrtonguetwista

    Michael Cole

    Is a gawdamn fool "Lawler is suffering from anal bleeding" lulz
  12. mrtonguetwista

    It's a sad day for Monte

    DALLAS (AP) — Arch West, a retired Frito-Lay marketing executive credited with creating Doritos as the first national tortilla chip brand, has died in Dallas at age 97. A statement issued by the West family says he died Tuesday at Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas. A graveside service is...
  13. mrtonguetwista

    Gears Of War 3

    Now in stores!! **discuss**
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    Mother Has Sex With Son's Hockey Teammates

    LAGUNA NIGUEL, Calif. (KTLA) -- A 44-year-old woman is accused of having sex with members of her son's youth hockey team, authorities said. Katia Maria Davis, of Laguna Niguel, was arrested last Wednesday at her home on suspicion of having unlawful sex with a minor under 16 and committing lewd...
  15. mrtonguetwista

    Anyone anticipating that iPhone 5?

  16. mrtonguetwista

    Ol' boy got weekend at Bernie'd

    (CBS/AP) DENVER - Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation. Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson are free on bond but they couldn't be reached for comment...
  17. mrtonguetwista

    Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    IwT61hUuSNU HOLLYWOOD (KTLA) -- Police in Hollywood detained a man dressed as SpongeBob Squarepants after a fight involving two women. It happened Tuesday outside Grauman's Chinese Theater, according to authorities. "The two women flagged down one of our passing police cars [and] talked...
  18. mrtonguetwista

    Sony's New TOS Says You Cant Sue Us

    Have you agreed to the new PlayStation Network terms of service yet? If you have, then you've agreed not to take Sony to court or participate in a class action lawsuit against the company. You really should read things before you sign them, even digitally. Today Sony Network Entertainment...
  19. mrtonguetwista

    Im so sick of Oceans 11

    Always being shown on TBS and shit