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  1. MeloTrauma

    Splitting digital cable

    I have old school regular analog cable right now, split to 4 different tvs in 4 different rooms and a computer... i want to upgrade to digital cable... would i be able to split that digital signal the same way? Or will I need recievers in each fucking room?
  2. MeloTrauma

    Anyone else find themselves sayin "Hallelujah, Holla Back"

    Ive been sayin this shit nonstop for the past couple weeks... someone shoot me
  3. MeloTrauma

    When you eat Rocky Road ice cream...

    it pretty much comes out of your ass the same... except warm.
  4. MeloTrauma

    When's the last time you had your asshole eaten out?

    About three years ago on New Years eve
  5. MeloTrauma

    Whatever happened to Total Devestation?

    Their "Legalize It" album was my smoking soundtrack for a good minute back in 93. Anyone know what happened to these potheads?
  6. MeloTrauma

    You guys ever use piss as a motivational tool?

    I know when Im at work and I need to take a piss, I hold that shit in for hella long. It gives me that extra boost, that drive that I need to get through my work hella fast. My legs will be damn near buckling because I have to piss so bad, but I make myself wait until all my work is done. The...
  7. MeloTrauma

    Am I the only shrimp dicked mutha fucka around here

    or does anyone else have a problem with condoms slipping off during sex? I mean, this has happened like 6 times in 8 months. Its never happened before. Then I gotta retreive it from the poon, which isnt easy. Sometimes when it comes off i dont even know, so I keep pounding away not realizing...
  8. MeloTrauma

    Do you think Rachael Ray is hot?

    Or is it just me? She got a thick ol' ass too!
  9. MeloTrauma

    Did anyone just feel that quake?

    Or am I trippin?
  10. MeloTrauma

    Anybody in the Bay ever eat at Kasper's Hot Dogs?

    Why is it that they hire the most disgusting human beings known to mankind to work there? I mean by the time I order my food, Im no longer hungry because the toothless,ciggarette-smelling, tshirt-stained, morbidly obese, wheezy lunged, white trash bitch who is making my food has killed my...
  11. MeloTrauma

    Anybody know where I could get a dash cover and rear deck cover for my ride?

    Is the flea market the only place I could get these? Where in the Bay can I order one from?
  12. MeloTrauma

    Does anybody remember that little Italian kid video

    Where he was acting like a club-goer and was talkin about snortin bumps and how chicks could get his "sa-siege" He was a little kid acting real guido-like. Anyone remember?
  13. MeloTrauma

    Why is Henessy called Heem?

    I never got that.
  14. MeloTrauma

    You ever take a shit...

    and were suprised by how messy your ass was. I just took a shit right now and damn near went through the whole roll of toilet paper cleaning up my ass. I mean there was shit on the sides of my ass and all up in the top part of my asscrack. I even had to wet the TP afterwards to remove the...
  15. MeloTrauma

    Where can I get my windows tinted in the East Bay?

    Im lookin for a place that will do a good ass job. Too many of my folks got their shit peelin like bananas. Any suggestions? Pics?
  16. MeloTrauma

    Who uses an FM Transmitter for their iPod in their ride?

    That shit sucks so much ass. The reception is bunk as hell. Is there a universially decent station to tune in on throughout the East Bay? Im sick of scanning through all the stations as I drive from city to city trying to get a good signal. Time for a new deck with an auxilary input.
  17. MeloTrauma

    Check out this commercial I made

    http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=277103d0-12c6-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7
  18. MeloTrauma

    Holy shit, Im never gonna drive again (WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC)

    ouch http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/ouch_85419.html
  19. MeloTrauma

    God, I love 40s

    I didnt eat shit all fuckin day and this Olde English 800 got me tipsy. Getting ready to crack my second one.
  20. MeloTrauma

    Anybody else rollin with a boombox in their bucket?

    I got two Sony 4s with a megabass switch... slumpin.