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ENJOY..... There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she looked at the little boy and asked what he wanted. He...

ENJOY..... > Do you know any of these people? > > Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. > > "You don't?" I...

> >Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found > >a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. > >He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't > >think you should take one they're very strong and very expensive." > >How much?"...

U.T.I, U.T.A IT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE TO ME, I JUST KNOW THAT THEM UNTOUCHABLES IS THE LIL LOAKS OF THE NSM'S. AND I KNOW WHO STARTED THE NSM'S. YOUR BOY EDJ KNOW A LIL TOO MUCH ABOUT THEM DENVER STREETS. OH AND I FORgOT ABOUT THEM WESTWOOD HUDS. BUT I MET ONE OF THEM EVIL TWINZ IN THE...

I HEARD OF THE SOUTH SIDE STEELS A LONg TIME AgO, BUT I KNOW A FEW THAT WERE FROM "MEMBERS ONLY", "BRIK CITY", AND THE B.O.Y.Z'S. A LOT OF THEM OLDER FOO'S BECAME SMOKERS OR gOT PUT ON ON SOME L.A SET. BUT WHAT'S IN THE CLINK IS A BUNCH OF EVERYTHANg. FROM INCA'S TO gKI'S(gALLIANT KNIgHTS...

ENJOY........ The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The...

MY LEgACY I LEFT IN THE STREETS AND ALL IN COUNTY JAILS AND STATE PENITENTIARIES. MUTHA-FUKAS KNOW MY FACE FOR PUTTIN' IT DOWN FOR THE BLOK AND AFFILIATIN' WITH ONE OF THE HARDEST HOODS TO EVA START UP IN DENVER. THE LAWS DON'T WANT ME AROUND, AND JUST ME BEIN' ME, THEY FIgURE THAT I'M A...

WHAT YOU MENTION IS THE COAST. SO WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER PLACES LIKE NEVADA AND ARIZONA?

D-MAK, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. CAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL. BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO gET SWEATED, KNOWN, CAUgHT UP OR WHATEVA. BUT I JUST WISH YOU COULD FEEL THE SITUATION I'M IN. MY LEgACY IN DEN-V ALL BURNED UP. TIME TO MAKE IT PAY BAK. M-TOWN CRIMINAL, WHY IS THAT? DENVER STRAIgHT WEST. IN THE...

ENJOY.... A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of >brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each >one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the >bar and orders three more. > >The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug >goes flat after...

ENJOY...... Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. > > > No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt > > > and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd > > > hear an internal, reassuring voice that said...

ENJOY...... 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John >>Walter >> >>after nine months, saying he >> >>lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance >> >>package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. >> >> >> >>2. WITH A...

ENJOY.................... A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a > > > perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you > > > are really ugly." A the lady was furious! > > > She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the >...

ENJOY...................... Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you...

ENJOY....... A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available, a 2000 > > > Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world and it > > > costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red > > > light. An old man on a moped pulls up to him. The old man...

CASH MIDWESTERN, gOT'CHA

D-MAK, ALSO, NO MORE HANgIN' AROUND MUTHA-FUKAS THAT ARE BANgIN' THAT ARE HOT. THEY MIgHT BRINg THE HEAT ON YOU.

CASH MIDWESTERN, THAT NUMBER DON'T WORK. EMAIL ME ANOTHA ONE.

SCHIZO, IT'S ON THE BRINK. BE PATIENT. 2003 IS THE YEAR. HELL, I MIgHT SEND YOU A PRELIMINARY COPY TO gET A REVIEW. TRIPLEgOLD, POLICE DO THAT TO gET FOO'S FUEDIN' AND TO gET THEM TO SNITCH ON EACH OTHA. BUT WATCH OUT CAUSE THEY gOT YOU ON RECORD AND MIgHT COME OUT TO gET YOU ON AN...

PORTFOLIO? FOR ALL YOU REAL gRAPHIC DESIgNERS, HOW IS YOUR PORTFOLIO SET UP(# OF PIECES AND SO FORTH)?