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shoutout to @DFDoom. she saved my life more than a few times

your mom's vagina is injured after I slayed tang

Magnets. How do they work?

what in the flying fuck are you talking about

Sounds like my honeymoon

Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time

That's the one! Them's my boys

and then gotta into Route 94

I had a drink with Jeff Ross in San Diego. Been a fan and a friend for a hell of long time

this woman knocked my balls offf. lovin the shit outta this tbh

I got about 20 minutes into it and shut it off. Love Jeff Ross though and I'll finish it at some point. I have ADD or something, watching 900 different things on youtube and Netlflix. Going on another bender

Fuck yeah. Diggin into some chicken right now

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My...

I'm in a secret facility in his chimney comrade