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True story. I was enjoying a night at the county fair several years ago. Towards the end of the evening I was standing across the road from the toilets waiting for a friend to get his turn waiting on line. I was just kind of observing people when I noticed A young girl around 15 or16 wearing a...

It's a Friday night, and I ain't got no ass No car, no brew, no get high stash I done watched every movie in the house And my Blockbuster bill is like eighty bucks, so that plan's out I done went through the phone book from front to back From new hoes to three year ago old school rats And I'm...

my whole life could barely be captured in a rhyme if i told you the whole story you would say that i'm lyin mine... its been been a hard one, aint no hidin the fact split between two parent who couldnt keep the family intact i lacked the guidance and supervision i needed i aint even begun to...

fuckin happiest place on earth...damn... man i just got back from anaheim after a weekend of livin it up at disneyland..it might took 26 years or so but i finally got there...for ya'll that got kids.. TAKE THEM THERE its somewhere that every kid gotta go once..at least. i got to see what i...

HERE IT GOES...DUE AT 1:45 PACIFIC TIME INNOCENT OR GUILTY

Right now, I'm sitting here alone. A few minutes ago, I was surfing the web and came across an ad banner that stated that if I "shoot the bad guy", I win a free I-Pod. Sweet. I pulled my mouse pointer over the "bad guy". He just sat there. I pulled the trigger. He went down. A popup window...

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fuck i feel like shit......help me....got drunk and earled last night....passed out and now i feel like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit water aint helpin...cant eay....fuck someone tell me what i gotta do.....i cant...

Gangstaz get dey boogie on....

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Delilah the Temptress..Lady of Sinful Temptations by St. Leon (Money Hungry) feat J-Tru http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1ETDPNEUXE8KG3KM8BQDRH3FOB Just a little something for ya'll...some can relate, some can't

the long one with all the reminiscin about the 80's/early 90's...

yeah fuckers.....its that time of year....only one this year too i believe... Friday the 13th.....

how do you do it....?..some have music that start when you visit their page..how do i set that up ?

It began innocently, with my friend Frank and I going to see his boyfriend's band. After the show was over, Frank helped carry out the band's equipment, while I stood inside the bar waiting for him to come back. I lit up a cigarette and stared at the side door because I wanted to go home. A...

The elderly have lived full lives and I respect them for the knowledge that they can pass down to a young chap like myself. I can sit and talk for hours to grandpa about the "floozies" he romped with back in the old days. I can get worldly advice from grandma to pass onto my children when I...

well i been takin too much 5-htp and well.....oh wait...you said george lopez...oh yeah hes funny as fuck..yeah george has me crackin up.....

Dozen Penguins At SF Zoo Die After Chlamydia Outbreak POSTED: 5:00 pm PDT May 5, 2005 UPDATED: 7:36 pm PDT May 5, 2005 SAN FRANCISCO -- An outbreak of chlamydia at the San Francisco Zoo has left a dozen penguins dead, according to a spokesman. Video Video On Demand: SF Zoo Penguins...

Better get ya ammo now... I think Cris Rock said it best....Bullets should cost $5,000 piece...t "Everybody talkin' about gun control. 'We gotta get rid of the guns.' We don't need gun control. You know what we need? We need bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. If a bullet...