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  1. Deep Thought

    NBA Finals ratings plummet from last year

    NEW YORK -- With the Los Angeles Lakers dominating the NBA Finals, overnight ratings plummeted by 26 percent for Sunday's key Game 3. The Lakers' 106-103 victory for a 3-0 series lead over the New Jersey Nets drew a rating of 11.8 and a 19 share in the nation's 53 largest markets, down from a...
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    Are you lonely tonite?

    No need to be, just click here and let Deep Thought's dating service go to work for you. Select your own future mate or I can locate your perfect match for you. I got dibs on this chick though: Domitra-3965H
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    Historians want Selena gun preserved

    CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) -- Historians are bemoaning plans to destroy the gun used in the killing of Tejano music star Selena, which was found last month in the home of the court reporter for the murder trial. A judge ordered the .38-caliber Taures be smashed with a sledgehammer, run through...
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    Books Never To Be Written...

    "Learning To Love the System" by EDJ. "Starting Your Own Child Care Business" by Triple Sicx with forward by The South Park Mexican "Website Uptime for Months On End" by Junior with forward by Vamps "Sacramento: This Town Sucks" by Sweet916 "How To Write Short Posts" by HERSEY "Humans: The...
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    Official Tyson vs. Lewis thread...

    ...just so we don't 9 of these. So far just as I thought. Lewis is too smart and Tyson too out of it. Dude just looks like he's somewhere else. Like he's sedated or something. Lewis is going to win this.
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    "The Friday After Next" and other trailers...

    ...this where I go to peep out the trailers to upcoming movies. Lot's of cool ones folks.
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    Anyone live in Monterey, CA?

    ...I'm vacationing there from next thursday the 13th thru monday the 17th with my wife and kids. Gonna hit up the aquarium (love that place) and Cannery Row of course. Anything local I should peep out out while I'm there?
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    PUUUUUUSSSSY!!!!

    Motherfucker...! Went to lunch with a co-worker yesterday. We pulled into the local ampm so I could get some water and cash. As we're sitting there...he pulled an old one on me that we used to pull at stoplights...only this time we weren't able to pull away when the light turned green. This...
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    Must peep: Nuclear blast maps for your area...

    This is some fugged up shit...
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    Deep Thought's Applebee's story

    It was at an Applebee’s or Ruby Tuesdays or some shit like that. Anyway, I went in to use the can and there was this handicapped guy already in there, doing his best to belly up to the sink to wash his hands. This guy had both physical and mental impairments – misshapen pin head, uneven...
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    Nader Urges NBA Commissioner David Stern to Initiate a Review of Officiating

    Nader Urges NBA Commissioner David Stern to Initiate a Review of Officiating NEWS RELEASE For Immediate Release: Tuesday, June 4, 2002 For More Information Contact: Ralph Nader (202) 387-8030 Nader Urges NBA Commissioner David Stern to Initiate a Review of Officiating Ralph Nader and...
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    An Economics Lesson

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by...
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    Is there anything gayer than...

    ...skate shoes? What the fuck kinda pussy shit are these? The wheels are much too recessed to get any real use other than gliding like a sissy-la-la across extremely flat and even surfaces while singing "I'm super, thanks for asking!" Only next to the gayified "rolling back packs" do I hate...
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    Random movie news

    They got a writer for Indiana Jones IV now. I got mix feelings about this one although I really dug the Indy films. Indy will have a son in this one? Jennifer Garner will be starring as "Elektra" in the upcoming "Dare Devil" movie (yes, from the comic book). It also stars Ben Affleck as...
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    Is Lakers owner Jerry Buss insane?

    He plans on giving these out to the Staples Center "faithful" at game one of the NBA Finals?! "In your face Bi-YATCH!" - The Big "J"
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    Los Angeles Lakers@Sacramento Kings, Game VII

    FIRST THINGS FIRST lets keep this sunday's action reserved to one thread. I hate having to repeat the same thing to a dozen threads all talking about the same thing. Also, I'm taking bets on who will be the moron who does it anyway. That said, let's move on. I predicted that the Lakers...
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    ...and will someone PLEASE!!!......

    ...tell Phil to get a new suit! If I gotta watch this bastard wear the same gay ass threads one more game! Arrrrrgggg! Dude makes a crap load of money but can't afford more than one suit? "Phil! Go see George Zimmerman or something!"
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    Re: R. Kelly pics - anyone still got 'em on their hard drive?

    Re: R. Kelly pics - anyone still got 'em on their hard drive? I got a friend who would like to see them. I deleted all mine. Thank you in advance! -Deep
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    Gary couple charged in child sex 'shows'

    A Gary couple were arrested Wednesday at their home, 4690 Delaware St., in the city’s East Glen Park neighborhood. (Tracy Albano / The Times) BY MARK KIESLING Times Staff Writer CROWN POINT -- Following nine months of investigation, a Gary couple have been charged with taking money in...
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    South Park Mexican get's 45 years...

    Thursday May 30 02:39 PM EDT Houston Rapper Gets 45-Year Sentence A jury handed down a prison sentence of 45 years for Houston rapper Carlos Coy Thursday morning. The same jury that convicted Coy, 31, who is known as "South Park Mexican," on May 18 of sexually assaulting the girl at his...