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45 YEAR OLD VIRgIN, I BRINg A SENSE OF REALISM INTO THE gAME. IF I AIN'T DONE SHIT, I AIN'T gONNA SPEAK ABOUT IT. I BRINg ORIgINALITY CAUSE I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE OR SOUND LIKE N-E-BODY ELSE. PLUS THE LYRICS I SPIT ARE WORDS THAT TO MY KNOWLEDgE AIN'T BEEN RHYMED BEFORE AT THE POINT THAT I...

MTB A.K.A SACRIFICE, I CHECCED YOUR SITE OUT AND ALL THAT AND YOU TALKIN' BOUT DENVER IS THE SOUTHWEST AND THAT YOU'RE A "THUg". THAT RIgHT THERE LET'S ME KNOW PART OF WHERE YOUR HEART AND ORIgINALITY IS AT. HOW YOU PUTTIN' IT DOWN IF YOUR LOgIC IS ALL TWISTED LIKE THAT? YOU MIgHT SOUND NICE...

ENJOY..... Two priests are off to the showers late one night. > >>>>They undress and step into the > >>>showers before they > >>>>realize there is no soap. > >>>Father John says he has soap > >>>>in his room and goes to get > >>>it, not bothering to > >>>>dress. > >>>> > >>>>He grabs...

ENJOY.... This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to a Wal-Mart in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice...

ENJOY... Frank can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Frank asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the...

ENJOY..... The most powerful word? Well, shit... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to...

ENJOY..... 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > > > > 1. Elvis is dead. > > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. > > 3. Jesus was not White. > > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. > > 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a...

MTB, IS SEEMS LIKE YOU PUTTIN' OTHAS NIggAS DOWN TO JUST PUT YOURSELF UP. TWIZZ MY NIggA BUT I HAVEN'T HOLLARED AT CUZZ FOR A MINUTE. HE BEEN ON MIA FROM THE CLIK. AND HE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT. BUT HOW YOU KNOW OTHA MONTBELLO NIggAS AIN'T PUTTIN' IT DOWN? HOW YOU KNOW IF ANOTHA...

gEOgRAPHICALLY, WE WEST. ATLANTA AT ONE POINT IS WHAT YOU DESCRIBED BAMMER.

MAN, YOU gOT TO SHOW LOVE TO gET LOVE HOMEBOY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR YOUR HOOD LATELY HOMEBOY? IS YOU A DENVER O.g? NAME ATLEAST 5 DENVER RAPPERS WITH ALBUMS?

PEEP...... COMPARATIVE DANGERS: A little something to ponder over. a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this...

MTB, 51ST OF ALL CUZZ, YOU NEED TO ANSWER WHEN YOU'RE ASKED A QUESTION IF YOU EVEN WANT ME TO AKNOWLEDgE YOUR EXISTENCE. CAUSE IF YOU SHOW ME LOVE, I'LL SHOW YOU LOVE. BUT IF YOU gONNA ACT LIKE NIggAS DON'T EXIST, THEN YOU ALREADY SCRATCHED OFF MY LIST. YOU SCREAMIN' BOUT ALL THIS SUPPORT...

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ENJOY....... A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While...

ENJOY....... The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, have set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"...

ENJOY.............. SEX EDUCATIONX eDuCaTiOn*** Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became...

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I HAVE A PATNA THAT TOLD ME SOME DEEP SHIT AND ASKED ME WHAT I WOULD IF I WAS IN HIS SHOES. SO MY QUESTION IS THIS: IF YOU HAVE A POPS AND YOU LOVE HIM TO DEATH WHAT WOULD YOU DO OR THINK OF HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT HE RAPED A LIL gIRL 25-30 YEARS AgO AND NEVA REPENTED OR ACTED LIKE IT NEVA...