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    Detroit Man Dresses CPR Dummies As Gang Members To Protect Home

    DETROIT -- A Detroit man is so serious about home security, he's using CPR dummies dressed as gang members to help him. "I saw someone on the east side doing this and now I'm doing it. The police stop, look, knock and tell me what a good idea this is," the man told NBC affiliate WDIV. His home...
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    Battlefield 4

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    "Suckin Suds & Fuckin Chubs"

    What?
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    2013 Miss BumBum Competition

    3658dGk2LVk A 25-year-old model with a 42-inch bottom has been crowned Brazil's new Miss Bum Bum. Dai Macedo, who represented the central state of Goias in the nationwide search for the woman with the most bodacious butt in all of Brazil, was chosen from among 15 finalists by the contest's...
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    Man's minor traffic stop ends in multiple full body cavity searches

    Deming, N.M. — Most drivers would likely expect to get a stern warning, or at worst a traffic ticket, from a police officer for failing to make a complete stop at a stop sign. But for a New Mexico man, it instead turned into a 14-hour-long humiliating and invasive police goose chase for...
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    Man Gets Beaten And Robbed By Guy In Hot Dog Costume

    COOKEVILLE, Tenn,-- A Cookeville man reportedly had two teeth knocked out, a busted lip and another tooth chipped following a fight with two men, one of them wearing a hotdog costume. K-9 Officer Cary Matheney took a report of the incident which occurred on November 1st after a Halloween party...
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    Woman Runs Over Boyfriend 3 Times For Not Wanting To Eat At McDonalds

    A Kingsport woman's food cravings allegedly ran amok Wednesday morning, as her boyfriend's refusal to visit McDonald's spurred her to run him over with a pickup truck — striking him three times. Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, of 156 Glenburn St., was arrested on West Carters Valley Road. Officers...
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    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    @Nuttkase Action Bronson - Blue Chips 2 // Free Mixtape @ DatPiff.com
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    Jesus gets kicked out of class

    October 31, 2013 (HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.) (WLS) -- A teen who went to school on Halloween dressed as Jesus and got sent to the dean's office has been allowed to wear the costume again. Marshon Sanders' mother wrote in an email to ABC7 that there were others dressed up as Mormons, priests and Moses...
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    Xzibit,Demrick,B-Real "Serial Killers"

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    The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

    Had a good boosting session with @2-0-Sixx and @Mr G
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    The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

    @[-KoRp$-]559 putting on a sideshow
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    The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

    Got the helicopters and did it within a few minutes thanks to @TLALOC and @SICKOrps
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    The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

    @Defy If you ever kill me during a race again I swear to gawd lol
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    Gamestop 2013 Black Friday Ad

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    Thieves Make Off With $26K Worth Of Bourbon

    More than $25,000 worth of one of the rarest and most sought-after bourbon's produced in Kentucky is missing in what investigators believe was an inside job. About 65 cases of 20-year-old Pappy Van Winkle bourbon were swiped from a secure area at Buffalo Trace Distillery's Frankfort operations...