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So you're sitting in a park with your family and all the sudden one of your children that is sitting right next to you falls over...You turn them and see a bullet wound in your childs head...As you all the fun you were just having is errased from your memory and your mind turns to horror as your...

A lost episode from the old board for all you newbies... Now, I know that there is a lot of embellishment that occurs on this group and I am aware that a small number of things are perhaps sheer fabrication, but I have a story to tell that is the absolute truth. Funniest damn thing that has...

Sunday afternoon I was driving around and said fuck it, I'm going to go look for an apartment in North Higlands.... So I grabbed one of those free apartment guides from the G-Store and went a huntin. Most of the complexes were open Sunday 1-5, so I was in the goods on a sunny afternoon. Ahh...

This here is me and Gar. He is really cool and likes my mom a lot. He comes over a lot when he is horny. He gives my mom neat colored pills.

This here is me and Gar. He is really cool and likes my mom a lot. He comes over a lot when he is horny. He gives my mom neat colored pills.

I decided to kick it at the house today...no wife...no kids...just me. After everyone cruised this morning...I got up around 10:00...had some coffee...and started watching the tube. Well...actually...I popped in a porn and rubbed one out real quick...if you do that early on and get it over...

...basically nothing even close to "fancy". A bucket that will get me from Westgate (N. Sac) to Roseville (work) and back. It has to be under a "g" (depending). I'm trying to save up to get somethig I really want by next Spring. If anybody can provide me some leads, much love. -Deep

Well, when you jack-off as much as I do, it's bound to happen sooner than later... This afternoon I get done with my job early so I rush home to my roommate's laptop to check the email, check the Siccheads, and check out some free mpegs of chicks getting their faces splooged on. The first...

This was posted yesterday by a friend of mine. The dude is a stand up character and I have no reason to believe it's not true. And no, it wasn't really Snoop, the dude "looked just like him" though my buddy tells me. -Deep ~The scene: Sitting on a little 50cc scooter in my showroom, talking...

Peep this parody site of Behind the Music.

NBA teams are not in the habit of giving fans money back unless they have to for some reason, which is why a report in Tuesday's Atlanta Journal-Constitution is noteworthy. The news? The Atlanta Hawks will pay full-season ticketholders $125 each if the club doesn't make the playoffs this...

HOLLADAY, Utah -- Former Utah Jazz and Seattle SuperSonics center Olden Polynice was convicted of misdemeanor assault in a run-in with another golfer at a local course last year. A four-member jury returned the verdict Wednesday and sentencing was set for July 15 before Justice Court Judge...

Guard was slain over man's 'shameful secret' By Sue Lindsay, News Staff Writer June 20, 2002 Michael Nunez killed Corina Martinez because she discovered a "shameful secret" he had kept for a decade: He liked to wear women's lingerie. Nunez, 30, is on trial in Denver District Court on a...

Big Brother is Watching

Go back to the 80's here.

About a month ago I started talking to this chick on the internet. It was one Sunday night, and she sent a picture of herself showing just her head. Now, it may have been because I had about three 40's of Brick House in my gut but, she looked pretty good. I remember thinking, "Yeah, I'd suck...

1) I'm one of the oldest people here at 29 (2/27/73). 2) I am an avid Sacramento Kings fan. 3) I like strippers and porn. 4) I didn't play my first real game of basketball until I was about 24 years old. 5) I am an ex Marine. 6) I'm Mexican, my wife is black. 7) Although my natural father is...

June 19, 2002, 11:28AM Larger passengers to pay double on Southwest Reuters News Service DALLAS -- Bigger may not be better at Southwest Airlines. Passengers whose love handles cannot fit between the arm rests of Southwest's seats will be charged double for flying on the low cost-carrier...