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  1. Deep Thought

    Oldest Buffalo Soldier marks 108th birthday

    Retired 1st Sgt. Mark Matthews WASHINGTON (CNN) --The oldest living member of the 10th Cavalry Buffalo Soldiers marked his 108th birthday Wednesday with a trip to the State Department. Retired 1st Sgt. Mark Matthews met with Secretary of State Colin Powell, a long-time advocate of...
  2. Deep Thought

    How NOT to get shot by the Po-Po's...

    1. DON'T COMMIT VIOLENT CRIMES. I know may seem very elementary, but this rule is lost on many. They do the crime, get shot, and then wonder how it could possibly happen. They whine that it is unfair. One must realize that violent crime, like jumping in front of moving cars, is just a high risk...
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    Drugs are bad mkay...

    Victim was beheaded, jury is told The accused killer of Nathan Allen Pratt cut off the teenager's head and removed his teeth to prevent authorities from identifying his body, a prosecutor told a jury Tuesday. Warren Diepraam made this charge in his opening statement in the capital murder...
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    Cheese!

    A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved. However, the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus...
  5. Deep Thought

    Micky D's

    So I hit the McD's for dinner lastnight while I was sittin at the mall and scopin out the high school chicks. Fuckin A, they don't make 'em like they used to. Anyway, I always used to laugh at the McDonald's employees. I mean, they make it so easy, a retarded rodent could run the cash...
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    Myyyy Hooptie...

    C'mon now. We've all owned them. Some of us are rolling one right now. Maybe your parents had one that embarrassed yo ass when you was little. Let's hear about 'em. When I was younger my parents had a different car (when we had one) almost evey 3-9 months. Some were pretty cool (i.e. the...
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    Teen girls abducted from L.A. 'lovers lane'

    Here's the link. Police say Jaqueline Marris, 17, left, and Tamera Brooks, 16, were abducted at gunpoint early Thursday morning.
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    In memory of EDJ a.k.a. Conspiracy Brotha..

    For My People There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American Indian man, and a Hispanic man...all four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that his people have gone through. The Native American Indian said: "My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what...
  9. Deep Thought

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson - a sad situation The below-captioned photo gallery captures the "King of Pop" through the various stages of his career and it also shows his downward progression where he lost his identity. 1971
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    Man shot boys allegedly selling drugs on his property

    July 30, 2002 Posted: 9:11 AM EDT (1311 GMT) BALTIMORE, Maryland (AP) -- A man charged in a vigilante-style shooting for allegedly opening fire on three boys believed to be selling drugs was denied bail Monday by the same judge who prosecuted him on a manslaughter conviction in the 1970s...
  11. Deep Thought

    Darwin Awards - Texas Style

    GODLEY, Texas (Reuters) -- An argument over who was going to heaven and who was going to hell ended with one Texas man shooting another to death with a shotgun, police said Monday. The man charged in the slaying is a corrections officer. Johnny Joslin, 20, was allegedly shot by Clayton Frank...
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    Maturity...

    Most dudes my age are still waiting for the magical princess to drop out of the sky - I'm sure most of you jerkwads are too. You think that a Beyonce Knowles clone is waiting around the corner for you, because even though you're ugly, your mom has always told you that you're special. Snap out...
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    Deep Thought math made easy...

    ...just use this.
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    Rescuers race time to save trapped miners

    Racing against time and rising water, rescue teams in southwestern Pennsylvania on Thursday worked to free a crew of nine coal miners trapped several hundred feet underground after a water-filled mine collapsed on them, officials said. Officials have not been able to establish communication...
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    Boy, 17, liable for cost of fire 2 FUGGING mil!

    The Rio Americano arsonist is ordered to pay $2 million. By Ramon Coronado -- Bee Staff Writer - (Published July 23, 2002) A Sacramento Juvenile Court judge has ordered a 17-year-old boy to pay $2 million in restitution for a high school fire, a debt that could follow the teen for the rest of...
  16. Deep Thought

    Gimme back my porn!

    I went to the video store lastnite, and since the young chick with the ghetto ass wasn't working and it was just some aging broad with leathery skin, I asked her if they had any copies of "Pulp Friction," a porn. She typed it up on the computer and goes, "Nope, that was one checked out already...
  17. Deep Thought

    Sacramentians, the Thought needs your help...

    ...I've been driving all over the city trying to find a copy (on CD) of Jamie Foxx's 1994 release, "Peep This". It is out of print and I couldn't even find it at Dimples used. I really want this CD ya'll. I searched the web but, it's running anywhere from $34 to $98 samolians!!! USED! Shit...
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    ICE-T signs on to promote new "uban ice creme" company: Posse Pops

    They even have their own website. The ice-creme bars will feature positive messages in "ebonics" that ghetto youth will understand and relate to. Here's an example of a "Blowing Up" bar:
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    Mystikal was arrested Thursday

    ...July 1 on charges of aggravated rape and extortion. The rapper and two other men surrendered to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, authorities in the morning and were released in the afternoon on $250,000 bond, according to the Associated Press. Mystikal, Leland Ellis and Vercy Carter are accused of...
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    Oh, and my ferret died yesterday too.

    I had been noticing over the last few weeks that Oswald hadn't been eating worth a shit and was stumbling around and looked sick as shit. I took the noble critter to the vet and some fairy bastard diagnosed Oswald and gave me the grim news: my pet had a terrible fuckin disease and that it was...