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Mac Jesus

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Mac Jesus
Mac Jesus is Freedom Town's ONLY Canadian crusader. He has a troll-like appearance, a Jimmy Stewart-like voice, and is a known ladies man. His daytime job is running a comic book shop. He has shown great skills handling troubled youth, a great skateboarder, and is a martial arts expert. His fighting clothes are similar to what people wore back in the 70's. Mac Jesus lived in a storage unit, and would frequently practice battle weapons such as a grappling hook pick. In the last season of the series Mac Jesus confronts Freedom Town's main villain, Mixerr and is murdered by contaminated maple syrup.
 

Mac Jesus

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Nuttkase @Nuttkase
A drunken leprechaun that appears randomly in various episodes. Nuttkase often exhibits sociopathic behavior, is a pathological liar and rarely shows any empathy (his most frequent catchphrase to any bothersome person is: "Bite my tiny leprechaun ass!"). Nuttkase exhibits excessive drinking problems and this contributes to his characterization as an alcoholic. If he is deprived of alcohol, for instance during periods of depression, he ceases to function properly (such as is the case in the episode, "A Leprechauns Gotta Drink")
 

Mac Jesus

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fillyacup @fillyacup

Fillyacup's dominant personality trait is his giving nature and positive outlooks on life. This is in contrast to the rest of the Siccness Network characters. Generally, Fillyacup has a very unperturbed and easygoing demeanor, often accompanied by his characteristic wry and sarcastic sense of humor. He is considered a bit of an oddity. A running gag on the Siccness Network is Fillyacup's obsession with tacos. He is known for his ability to consume unusually high numbers of tacos in a single sitting without falling ill or gaining weight, though he sometimes sports a potbelly after particularly large meals. Not only does Fillyacup have a deep infatuation with and love of tacos, he is also an enthusiast of alcoholic beverages. Although an interesting fact should be noted, in that being a Mexican-American with a love of Mexican food, he is unable to consume Coronas (a popular Mexican beer) and Tequila in excessive quantities as he can with most alcoholic beverages. He is quoted as saying "I can't lie, I usually drink anything, but two I cannot mess with is Coronas and tequila. Go figure. So I understand if y'all won't fear thy brown skin anymore."