Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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I was listening to that version and then boom you posted it
this is why we're best friends
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I just remembered I bought a powerball ticket the other day because I was annoyed with having $2 cash in my pocket
aaaand I lost
aaaand I lost
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Trump & The Pope
Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies, Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.
He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday afternoon cruise. It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.
A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.
The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk on water!
Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.
The next morning the headlines read . . . .
Donald Trump Can't Swim
lol
Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies, Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.
He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday afternoon cruise. It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.
A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.
The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk on water!
Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.
The next morning the headlines read . . . .
Donald Trump Can't Swim
lol
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Lol watching people try to park their cars is funny as fuck, how these fucking dumbasses got their DL is beyond me.
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Ima finish these last 2 stops go home early and get paid for 8 hours fuck it.
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I don't understand why people would go on his show, the money must be good. Almost felt sorry for dude.
There will be innocent people who suffer because of this, but these measures have to be taken to stop radical islamists blowing people up and committing mass shootings in the US. One is more than enough.
And Canada is opening it's doors to refugees from those countries, so what is stopping them becoming nationalised over there as a means of entry into the US?
Trumpy has no chill, but he might need it as he edges closer to impeachment.
There will be innocent people who suffer because of this, but these measures have to be taken to stop radical islamists blowing people up and committing mass shootings in the US. One is more than enough.
And Canada is opening it's doors to refugees from those countries, so what is stopping them becoming nationalised over there as a means of entry into the US?
Trumpy has no chill, but he might need it as he edges closer to impeachment.
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