Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[InfamousICON]

My friend back in high school got sent out here from Eastern Wa by his mom to live with his extremely Christian aunt and uncle to try to reform him after getting locked up in juvie out there a few times. When they found out he listened to rap they bought every single Christian rap album they could find and would throw them on randomly at like dinner and shit and try to talk about how much Jesus loved him and that he should find the lord while sitting around eating with it playing. There was definitely 3 or so T-Bone albums in there and we would use the tapes to record over when making mixes for people. They had to have bought damn near 100 different Christian rap tapes too in the 3 years we hung out that shit was probably damn near on some psychological warfare level for him I'm sure lol

When I was 16 I got invited to one of those super hip Christian Youth churches that had Christian rock bands and shit like that by this girl I wanted to have sexy time with. During their sermon or whatever they were doing this activity that needed volunteers from the crowd, them rat bastards put me on the spot cause I was new there so I said fuck it and participated. They gave me a T-Bone cassette tape for participating, since then I can't see the term T-Bone without laughing at that lame shit.











and I never had sexy time with that girl

 

[infinity]

 

[Nuttkase]

Lets all join a cult.

 

[Nuttkase]

Sometimes I think it would make life easier. I'm down to kill some people but no child brides and/or suicide please.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm down as long as there's occasional bbq's and pizza parties

Shit i went to my friend's weird Catholic 'Thursday school' church things for months when like 12 for the same reason lol

 

[InfamousICON]

Can we have a compound?

 

[Nuttkase]

The Heaven's Gate cult supposedly still reply to emails through their site. I wonder how they chose who to leave behind when the comet flew by?

 

[infinity]

 

[Nuttkase]

Can we have a compound?

I would never join a cult that didn't have a compound. That's just lack of apocalypse planning on their part.

 

[infinity]

Can we have a compound?

I own 40 acres in the Nevada desert so that's dolphinately already set up. You will get the GPS coordinates.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@infinity get well soon

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You deranged piece of shit lol

 

[infinity]

There is a well set up there so water is not an issue. It would be tight if you have some recreational vehicles and fire making skills

 

[Nuttkase]

I own 40 acres in the Nevada desert so that's dolphinately already set up. You will get the GPS coordinates.

You own 40 acres and a dolphin?

 

[infinity]

You deranged piece of shit lol

 

[InfamousICON]

I was just about to say I want 3 wives in our cult, but then I was like "lol fuck that, that would be a huge pain in the ass dealing with 3 wives"

 

[InfamousICON]

 

[Nuttkase]

You think that Heaven's Gate website still looks like that so when they come back from their comet ride they will know how to navigate it? It looks like it should be hosted on geocities.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I was just about to say I want 3 wives in our cult, but then I was like "lol fuck that, that would be a huge pain in the ass dealing with 3 wives"

Not if we implement some strict sharia law type cave man shit

 

[InfamousICON]

Just realized I have Directv with hundreds of channels including all of the movie channels, Netflix, and Hulu+ yet I spend most days watching TV clips on youtube....