HBO: Game of Thrones
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Each Clegane was awesome though. Brotherhood back in a good way with Beric was dope.
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That fool who gave up the castle was a fuckin coward.
Arya closed out the show like a sav. As soon as that candle was sliced it was a wrap. I'm glad they didn't show the fight scene as they were shown fighting too many times. Arya, having fought blind, had the advantage here so fuck it. Jesus needs to recognize that a girl is not to be underestimated. When will a man learn?
The Hound going straight to work was good. He also had some good lines so he's redeemed himself. Zombie Mountain choking the shit out of that guy and ripping his head off was good tv, I liked it.
Dragon Mom returning home was good. Incest Mom choosing violence was good. Tomboy Knight was meh. Incest Dad is reverting to his old ways but still respects Tomboy Knight.
That fool who gave up the castle was a fuckin coward.
Arya closed out the show like a sav. As soon as that candle was sliced it was a wrap. I'm glad they didn't show the fight scene as they were shown fighting too many times. Arya, having fought blind, had the advantage here so fuck it. Jesus needs to recognize that a girl is not to be underestimated. When will a man learn?
The Hound going straight to work was good. He also had some good lines so he's redeemed himself. Zombie Mountain choking the shit out of that guy and ripping his head off was good tv, I liked it.
Dragon Mom returning home was good. Incest Mom choosing violence was good. Tomboy Knight was meh. Incest Dad is reverting to his old ways but still respects Tomboy Knight.
By far the worst episode I've ever seen, that shit was fucking terrible.
Arya: oh so it was just horrible, terrible idiotic writing that she suddenly acted extremely out of character then received fatal unsurvivable gut wounds. Well unless you know an actress who knows how to sew and has some heroin, then you're all good and can do some extreme parkour ala James Bond / Casino Royale while the T-1000 terminator chases you through town. Let's include a staircase full of fruit vendors who don't react to Arya destroying their merchandise but are only there to include another extremely heavy handed godfather reference (bloody oranges). Forget about deep intricate complex theories from here on out, the show has proven multiple times if it's not directly taken from text it's some of the worst tv imaginable. Arya's entire two season long storyline was just basically a brat running away from home and going through an angst phase lol @ Arya's fans
The Hounds revenge arc was so fucking horribly done. Hacks some people up then nothibg, no catharsis no anything. Throw out any deep intricate character development and theories cause once again it's just terrible writing. He even pulled out his cock and literally pissed on the lady Stoneheart theory when they brought back Beric Dondarrion and had him piss in the river. A big "fuck you fans" if i ever saw one.
Goodbye Varys, welcome back court jester tyrion and the 4 episode 15+ minutes of "lighten up greyworm and missandei lolz". Tyrion is a joke at this point.
I guess the point of Jaime taking back riverrun was.... ? He loves his sister? Oh ok; this again. For a minute there i thought he might actually be beginning to develop and his character would maybe arc a little bit. Nope. The Blackfish was brought back for no reason at all essentially. "Come fight for Sansa" "Nah i wanna die defending this place." "The place has been surrendered come fight for Sansa" ".... well, truth is they only paid me for that last speech and I'm supposed to die off screen in 30 seconds because they didn't want to pay for the choreography, sorry. " LOL
Cersei makes a checkers move, sparrow makes a chess move, Cleganebowl hype dead thanks Cersei. It probably would've sucked anyway considering the actor that plays the mountain is a giant and the guy that plays the hound looks like he hobbles. Also apparently the zombie mountain can smoosh skulls and rip peoples spines out with his bare hands. Lets be honest the hound would've looked like a kid fighting the mountain
Cue 3 seconds Emilia Clarke arriving in the nickoftime. So gay, can tjey not afford her any more what's the fucking deal here? Last week nothing this week just a glimpse. Fucking bullshit
This episode makes it extremely clear GRRM has made the show what it is. It's good because they took the content from the books . There are no books anymore and the show is utter shit. It's so corny and cliche now it makes me sick. We've got next week's bastard bowl which will be epic, and who the fuck knows what happens after that. I am not confident at all in these writers and the direction the shows heading and it's all GRRM's fault the fat fucking neckbeard slob piece of shit. He'll never finish this shit. The last two books fucking sucked they were a mess they lost the pace and voice that made them good to begin with and it's only going to get worse.
We're all idiots for getting into this show and i swear to god if daenerys dies im going to murder grrm in real life
Arya: oh so it was just horrible, terrible idiotic writing that she suddenly acted extremely out of character then received fatal unsurvivable gut wounds. Well unless you know an actress who knows how to sew and has some heroin, then you're all good and can do some extreme parkour ala James Bond / Casino Royale while the T-1000 terminator chases you through town. Let's include a staircase full of fruit vendors who don't react to Arya destroying their merchandise but are only there to include another extremely heavy handed godfather reference (bloody oranges). Forget about deep intricate complex theories from here on out, the show has proven multiple times if it's not directly taken from text it's some of the worst tv imaginable. Arya's entire two season long storyline was just basically a brat running away from home and going through an angst phase lol @ Arya's fans
The Hounds revenge arc was so fucking horribly done. Hacks some people up then nothibg, no catharsis no anything. Throw out any deep intricate character development and theories cause once again it's just terrible writing. He even pulled out his cock and literally pissed on the lady Stoneheart theory when they brought back Beric Dondarrion and had him piss in the river. A big "fuck you fans" if i ever saw one.
Goodbye Varys, welcome back court jester tyrion and the 4 episode 15+ minutes of "lighten up greyworm and missandei lolz". Tyrion is a joke at this point.
I guess the point of Jaime taking back riverrun was.... ? He loves his sister? Oh ok; this again. For a minute there i thought he might actually be beginning to develop and his character would maybe arc a little bit. Nope. The Blackfish was brought back for no reason at all essentially. "Come fight for Sansa" "Nah i wanna die defending this place." "The place has been surrendered come fight for Sansa" ".... well, truth is they only paid me for that last speech and I'm supposed to die off screen in 30 seconds because they didn't want to pay for the choreography, sorry. " LOL
Cersei makes a checkers move, sparrow makes a chess move, Cleganebowl hype dead thanks Cersei. It probably would've sucked anyway considering the actor that plays the mountain is a giant and the guy that plays the hound looks like he hobbles. Also apparently the zombie mountain can smoosh skulls and rip peoples spines out with his bare hands. Lets be honest the hound would've looked like a kid fighting the mountain
Cue 3 seconds Emilia Clarke arriving in the nickoftime. So gay, can tjey not afford her any more what's the fucking deal here? Last week nothing this week just a glimpse. Fucking bullshit
This episode makes it extremely clear GRRM has made the show what it is. It's good because they took the content from the books . There are no books anymore and the show is utter shit. It's so corny and cliche now it makes me sick. We've got next week's bastard bowl which will be epic, and who the fuck knows what happens after that. I am not confident at all in these writers and the direction the shows heading and it's all GRRM's fault the fat fucking neckbeard slob piece of shit. He'll never finish this shit. The last two books fucking sucked they were a mess they lost the pace and voice that made them good to begin with and it's only going to get worse.
We're all idiots for getting into this show and i swear to god if daenerys dies im going to murder grrm in real life
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I thought the Hound was awesome. Also I guess Clegane bowl isn't dead just yet, just not trial by combat. I think Cersei knows there's wild fire under the scepters keep, that will be her last ditch effort to kill the seven cunts. Maybe just maybe zombie mountain vs the hound can still happen, probably not though.
The arya story was so straight forward and simple I think we all were expecting hoping for something crazy but the simplest answer was what happened. Idk, I didn't like how Jesus dude was just like yeah girl, you bested me we're cool now lol that didn't sit with me right. Final two episodes better be huuuuge
The arya story was so straight forward and simple I think we all were expecting hoping for something crazy but the simplest answer was what happened. Idk, I didn't like how Jesus dude was just like yeah girl, you bested me we're cool now lol that didn't sit with me right. Final two episodes better be huuuuge
Done by same guy who did "hard home" .
I'm not getting my hopes up ill keep them bare minimum otherwise ill be disappointed like i was this week. Im guessing it'll look bad for Snow but then littlefinger will just conveniently be there with his massive army out of nowhere just in time to save the day like when Stannis rode in out of nowhere at the wall. Ramsay will probably kill rickon before the battle starts or show snow his flayed corpse right before the battle try to lure him into doing something dumb
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Yeah same director for the final two episodes so that's dope. I'm guessing like 35% of the budget went to episodes 9 & 10. Littlefinger and the Vale army will certainly show up. Obviously Sansa wrote him a letter so he's on his way marching now. Snow/Sansa are outnumbered, it's the only way it makes any sense that they can defeat the Boltons.
I'm also guessing at some point soon, Davos will find out Melisandre killed Shireen and he's gonna go ape on her and kill her. She will be replaced by Thoros of Myr, since Beric Dondarrion confirmed they are hip to the real war (white walkers, saving the planet) and are headed north. That's both convenient and awesome (I do love both these characters, plus The Hound/The Brotherhood teaming up with Snow/Davos/Tormund??).
This director is solid so I don't think we'll see the sloppiness we saw in last nights episode. Man, there was some sloppy/lazy writing in there. Blackfish, they didn't even show him go out like a boss? My only logical explanation here is they filmed some sword scene, but the actor is 70 years old and it just looked awful so they cut it out completely lol. That's it. With Arya, ok the storyline was straight forward but the SEVERE shanks she took in the gut was just too much damage for her running & jumpin around. They really goofed on that and should have had her suffer a minor injury, not some nearly fatal injury that would take weeks/months to heal from. Milk of the poppy just numbs the pain/helps you sleep (opiates, essentially), doesn't cure you. Anyways, enough with that. I've felt all season it's building up to a big finish so despite a few goofy mistakes in last nights episodes, 9 & 10 can make up for it.
I'm also guessing at some point soon, Davos will find out Melisandre killed Shireen and he's gonna go ape on her and kill her. She will be replaced by Thoros of Myr, since Beric Dondarrion confirmed they are hip to the real war (white walkers, saving the planet) and are headed north. That's both convenient and awesome (I do love both these characters, plus The Hound/The Brotherhood teaming up with Snow/Davos/Tormund??).
This director is solid so I don't think we'll see the sloppiness we saw in last nights episode. Man, there was some sloppy/lazy writing in there. Blackfish, they didn't even show him go out like a boss? My only logical explanation here is they filmed some sword scene, but the actor is 70 years old and it just looked awful so they cut it out completely lol. That's it. With Arya, ok the storyline was straight forward but the SEVERE shanks she took in the gut was just too much damage for her running & jumpin around. They really goofed on that and should have had her suffer a minor injury, not some nearly fatal injury that would take weeks/months to heal from. Milk of the poppy just numbs the pain/helps you sleep (opiates, essentially), doesn't cure you. Anyways, enough with that. I've felt all season it's building up to a big finish so despite a few goofy mistakes in last nights episodes, 9 & 10 can make up for it.
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Thanks mate you saved me a bunch of typing haha.I was highly disappointed by the Arya story. Even more so by Jaqar just like shrugging his shoulders (same thing 2-0-Sixx pointed out).
If you are going to kill the Blackfish, at least put the fighting on scene. How fucking weak they are just like "the blackfish died off camera, we decide not film the most exciting part of that scene, nothing to see here"