wtf, I just clicked that link to re-read it and laugh at it again and its been removed. lame
Basically some guy convinced his wife that Guy Fieri = Violent J from ICP. She eventually brought it up to her super religious parents when she was at their house and they had the food network on, and her 82 year old grandma freaked out and started throwing all their food network branded cookware off the front porch because it was sinful and fell and broke her arm.