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[BUTCHER 206]

Thats why im so fat even tho I hike anywhere from 9 to 15 km a day through deadfall and up and down slopes that are anywhere from 0 - 60 degrees.

Buy seven pizzas

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

fried chicken strips with fries

That sounds so hyphy right now...

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Thats why im so fat even tho I hike anywhere from 9 to 15 km a day through deadfall and up and down slopes that are anywhere from 0 - 60 degrees.

If i had to walk that much all the time id be super hungry. I'd probably go into those small diners and order ridiculous amounts of food; "Yeah the fried chicken strips and fries, and also a double cheeseburger with bacon no mayonnaise, and also a BLT sammich, yes mayo, a slice of apple pie ala mode for dessert, and a diet coke"

 

[Mac Jesus]

Buy seven pizzas

I can't eat that much. I don't like feeling bloated after eating. I try to eat just enough to fill satisfied and no more than that. That's how come I'm not a super fat piece of shit even tho I don't count calories.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I can't eat that much. I don't like feeling bloated after eating. I try to eat just enough to fill satisfied and no more than that. That's how come I'm not a super fat piece of shit even tho I don't count calories.

lol you aren't a man. Real men eat 3-5 pounds of food per sitting. Order a salad and a pink cosmo then you girl

 

[Mac Jesus]

my fitness pal says that's too much food for me. and my fitbit agrees.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Salads are STD = super turnt down.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I went to this place called mountain in whitecourt and ordered some dish that was essentially half an entire chicken on top of spaghetti.

 

[Mac Jesus]

it was a spaghetti chicken salad.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

my fitness pal says that's too much food for me. and my fitbit agrees.

MyFitnessPal and FitBit is Jewish mind control software

 

[Mac Jesus]

so is the garmin vivofit a better choice?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

so is the garmin vivofit a better choice?

All those step counters are bullshit the only thing you need is a heartrate monitor to know you're in the right zone and not working too hard or too little. Those step counters and exercise counters will be like "Oh you walked 10miles today that's 3500 calories burned!" fuck no. Don't count exercise with those things they're probably like 90% off
And forget about a garmin anything shit probably has GPS in it to track you

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

God I am so stoned off that medicated sweet tea that I had earlier...

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"Oh i can eat up to a million calories a day because i walk through terrain up slopes that are 90 degrees and step on dirt all day and need the calories to walk around bugs and dirt "

>stops walking around on dirt
>gain 40lbs in one year

 

[BUTCHER 206]

God I am so stoned off that medicated sweet tea that I had earlier...

Hell yeah

I got more fucked up than ive been in months maybe years off that 100mg sparkling lemonade i drank on Wednesday morning. Shit was intense. I like how the drink hit me though if i do another drink its going to be like 30mg instead

 

[Mac Jesus]

All those step counters are bullshit the only thing you need is a heartrate monitor to know you're in the right zone and not working too hard or too little. Those step counters and exercise counters will be like "Oh you walked 10miles today that's 3500 calories burned!" fuck no. Don't count exercise with those things they're probably like 90% off
And forget about a garmin anything shit probably has GPS in it to track you

One of the fitbits counts heart rate. I track myself with a handheld garmin because its mandatory. Tbh tho i dont give a fuck abt a fitbit but people i work with use them. Thats all i know.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I dont count calories burned or consumed because fuck that noise lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

>2k16
>having to step on dirt

 

[Mac Jesus]

The garmin i use is an actual gps not a fitbit thing. Fuck being healthy.

 

[Mac Jesus]

>2k16
>having to step on dirt

I dig it.