My day so far
>wake up with horrible stomach ache
>eat 5 aspirins, doesn't help
>try and drink water and tea and get sick
>puke up stomach full of undigested noodles and spicy salt water solution and acid
>go to QFC and buy antacid chews and eat like 10 in the parking lot and feel extremely good
>go to Wendy's and order a triple cheeseburger and eat it, get cold stale fries and the wrong soda
>eat more antacid chews and take a few more aspirins and 2000mg Tylenol just in case
Well that was fun