Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Mac Jesus]

Hey wait a minute guys. I don't want to see you fight. Both of you can move to Portland and you can just use the royalties owed to me by @troythemac . There should be millions of money owed to me if you count interest charges. I'll move you both to Portland with that money.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Thank you, when I get there I can be with my friends Carrie and Fred

 

[InfamousICON]

I'll have to ask my friends Carrie and Fred if @drunkaholic707 can crash in the spare bedroom, they're nice people so I'm sure they'll say yes.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Tell them he's mexican. They will think that's hip and cool.

 

[drunkaholic707]

thanks best friends

 

[drunkaholic707]

lmao killa tay prolly think his diss is tight like hell yeah i just roasted cheeto shit was hella bootsy shoutout to the original fat fuck @cheeto

 

[cheeto]

lmao killa tay prolly think his diss is tight like hell yeah i just roasted cheeto shit was hella bootsy shoutout to the original fat fuck @cheeto

i feel bad for him

 

[Cut-Throat]

who won the mariners game tonight butcher? hahahahahaha

 

[drunkaholic707]

Wooooo Crawford with a walk off HR fuck the bitch ass dodgers

 

[nolettuce]

Y'all are too weird for Portland. There's weird and then there are you guys they'd fucking execute you.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I was getting stoned at work awhile ago and missed a phone call cause i was in the garage; so i blamed the cell phone said it was acting weirdly and apologized then made up an email about it just in case they complained. That was like 2weeks ago now the new phone is an iPhone 5s i feel like an idiot learning this shit but pretty sure after 45 minutes i got it down. It's actually extremely simple it doesn't feel like using a phone more like using the menu on a smart tv lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i dont abuse alcohol me and alcohol have a great relationship i would never abuse alcohol our friendship is por vida

Alcohol sucks, man

Sure ill probably get super drunk like at least 1,000 more times and at least 1/4th those times ill be talking about how much alcohol rules. But forget about drinking every day or even 3 days in a row its too much. We aren't meant to do that

 

[BUTCHER 206]

who won the mariners game tonight butcher? hahahahahaha

It appears as if it was the Oakland Athletics, my friend and pal

 

[InfamousICON]

Y'all are too weird for Portland. There's weird and then there are you guys they'd fucking execute you.

Nuh uh, Carrie and Fred already said Portland wants me there and Carrie and Fred aren't liars.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

>too weird for portland

Pretty sure that is not possible. Pretty sure Portland is the weirdest place in the United States

 

[Nuttkase]

I'll be there again this time next month. Looking forward to getting weird.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Nuttkase is the most straight laced white collar red tie follow the rules love jesus and vote Republican guy i know so if he's saying he likes Portland i guess my statement is false. It's probably not weird at all you're right nolettuce that he's probably too weird for Portland

 

[Nuttkase]

No.

 

[nolettuce]

picture henry rollins wearing white button up shirt and thats nuttkase

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Damn im tired. Dunno when i fell asleep but it was after 745. Then was 8 minutes late to work lol