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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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So this concierge is taking a few months off to go to school or something, she's really weird and displays crackish / meth behaviors. Like always looking like she's been caught doing something wrong, other shit anyway her mom just started working here last week and is a total fucking idiot. She's also like the most neurotic person ive ever met, like she's always about to break down or something and is STUPID AS FUCK. man

for instance she shows up at 550 am this morning, supposed to start at 7, which is already weird as fuck but on top of that she forgot her keys, her keycard, like basically everything she needs to her job then has me text her daughter because she doesnt know how to use a cell phone. ok? Then i walk her through logging into the computer it takes like fucking 20 minutes, stupidest person. im getting pissed then i basically just flashed on her and was like "Well, good luck, I don't have time for this fucking bullshit" and she almost had a breakdown or some shit lol. The concierge shows up at 7 and she ties him up for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to log in again because she logged herself out....

anyway, when she was looking around hopelessly at something she had just had in her hand and sat down in front of her face then couldnt find, it clicked....


Jesus christ fuck qfc. All I had was one onion and had to wait in line like 8 minutes. This old bitch like 40 yrs old was taking forever putting her stuff on the belt she had like 30 boxes of spaghetti. Then she had like 15 spaghetti coupons. Then she put her qfc card number in wrong like 6 times, then pulled the actual card out finally. Then she asked how to use debit and I'm highly annoyed but still being respectable and ask "I can show you" and she literally recoiled back like I pulled a gun out or something. So I put my arms up and say "whatever" then she puts her debit card pin in wrong like 3 times. Line is now like 7 deep. Finally my stuff is scanned but her stupid spaghetti is clogging up all the space so the cashier has to wait. THEN she loudly starts saying "wheres my purse, its gone, did you take it!?" I couldnt believe it. Of course it was IN HER FUCKIN HAND. The assistant finally shows up to load her stuff but she says "I can handle it" and takes like another minute moving at glacial pace. Finally I pay and try to leave but she swings her cart around on purpose to block me, no fuck no lady, so I block it with my arm and try to say "really lady" but before that she screeches loudly and clutches her chest lol

I didn't stay to deal with all that I just said fuck you bitch then pushed the cart out of the way completely and she was so stunned she started gasping lol. I guess I better avoid that qfc

It's this exact same lady. It's her man, im 100% sure. No wonder i hated this bitch from the moment i saw her stupid face and no wonder she's so timid around me for no apparent reason. I really, really hope she gets fired today for forgetting her keys i might actually call the head concierge and ask her to do it... her and i 'have been close' in the past
 

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So this concierge is taking a few months off to go to school or something, she's really weird and displays crackish / meth behaviors. Like always looking like she's been caught doing something wrong, other shit anyway her mom just started working here last week and is a total fucking idiot. She's also like the most neurotic person ive ever met, like she's always about to break down or something and is STUPID AS FUCK. man

for instance she shows up at 550 am this morning, supposed to start at 7, which is already weird as fuck but on top of that she forgot her keys, her keycard, like basically everything she needs to her job then has me text her daughter because she doesnt know how to use a cell phone. ok? Then i walk her through logging into the computer it takes like fucking 20 minutes, stupidest person. im getting pissed then i basically just flashed on her and was like "Well, good luck, I don't have time for this fucking bullshit" and she almost had a breakdown or some shit lol. The concierge shows up at 7 and she ties him up for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to log in again because she logged herself out....

anyway, when she was looking around hopelessly at something she had just had in her hand and sat down in front of her face then couldnt find, it clicked....





It's this exact same lady. It's her man, im 100% sure. No wonder i hated this bitch from the moment i saw her stupid face and no wonder she's so timid around me for no apparent reason. I really, really hope she gets fired today for forgetting her keys i might actually call the head concierge and ask her to do it... her and i 'have been close' in the past

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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Seattle, WA
About to go to Seahurst park in burien at like 10, just walk around aimlessly for an hour or until police show up and ask me what im doing whichever happens first lol... then im about to go to this greek place and order some fried calamari and a chicken souvlaki plate, or possibly the greek salad

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