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BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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"i don't like how the tomato sauce tastes bright and fresh like authentic marinara, i prefer my metallic salted canned paste taste. And their cheese? For fuck sake wheres the extreme amounts of salt and hard rubbery texture? I can barely taste it it tastes like some fresh creamy plain mozzarella like youd get from a gourmet restaurant. its bullshit. Don't get me started on the crust, which had zero cardboard taste and i couldn't even scratch glass with it"
 

Cut-Throat

Bob Pimp MOBBEN!!!
Apr 25, 2002
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and I don't think you would be the type to talk about how it's "god's plan" and the "Christian thing to do" when picking a baby out of a catalog, which is why I'm cracking on these people lol
That is fact... there is no god, and I know this because if there was a god, he wouldn't be taking hair from my head and putting it on my back.
 
Sep 20, 2005
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FUCK YOU
"i don't like how the tomato sauce tastes bright and fresh like authentic marinara, i prefer my metallic salted canned paste taste. And their cheese? For fuck sake wheres the extreme amounts of salt and hard rubbery texture? I can barely taste it it tastes like some fresh creamy plain mozzarella like youd get from a gourmet restaurant. its bullshit. Don't get me started on the crust, which had zero cardboard taste and i couldn't even scratch glass with it"
You like pizza Hut and didn't you use to buy like 10 at a time
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
hell yeah shoot some shit the fuck up... Im trying to go visit my homie on capitol hill this summer.
yeah they're both Chicago. Marz is the fucking dopest, it was started by some guys that own the best dive bar on the south side (Maria's Packaged Goods) and they just make crazy good shit. If you got time check out the first five minutes of this. You'd fit in in Bridgeport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8WwazfHlhY
Shit man if you come out bring some of that Marz and we can park drink at Cal Anderson with Ne Obliviscaris @Ne Obliviscaris & maybe nolettuce @nolettuce . If you make it out how long you staying for you think?
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
lol, this is between us tho.
im in AMPM buying beer and the paert of town im from i usually carry something on me.
so im in line and this black chick walks up behind me, but then she liek randomly, takes 5 steps back. then as the person is in front of me shes like 'hey ...hey... your shirt..."

and i look down and the handle of the shit on the side of my hip is sticking out
so i kinda calmly go "oh good lookin" and put my jacket over it.... the chick immediately leaves after that and goes to the car.

so i buy my beer and shit, im bout to jump in my car and the chick in this car is staring me down...get in the car and the chick in the passenger is like breaking her neck looking at me. i wave, kinda like thanks for tellin me.

chick rolls down her window and is like "my friend wanted to know if she can get your number' i just laughed rolled my window up and left.

why do you want a number of a person you just saw holding a gun in a ampm...
girls are weird sometimes
like what did she wanna get fucked with a loaded/unloaded glock or something?