Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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There are like 50 birds in the tree in front of my living room window right now. It's kinda creepy because it's winter so there is no leaves so I can just see them all sitting there and they keep looking over here cause I'm blasting some tunes.
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Almost got hit by an ambulance about 30 minutes ago. Would either have been fucked up & rich after the lawsuit or dead. Glad I looked up before I stepped off the curb because the jackass started speeding through an intersection before they turned their sirens & lights on and I had the signal to cross the street.
Fuck that would have been quite the news headline 'First Hill man struck and killed by ambulance crossing street in front of hospital' lol at least I would have been right there but that fucker literally shot out from behind a row of cars stopped at the light and went from 0-50 or so in a second I probably would have been toast.
They are all gone but like two and nah I'm cool with having birds freak out and accidentally fly into my place. Honestly with how big the tree in front of my spot is and how my windows open in both my living room and bedroom I'm surprised one hasn't flown in my house yet. Or some squirrel jump into my bedroom or shit. I'm sure it's only a matter of time though lol
except for like you know, the whole excruiciatingly painful death and being torn from this life violently and suddenly in tragedy, that would kind of suck, but it'd still be funny it's just a matter of how long it'd take before it'd be acceptable to laugh at. i mean personally id probably be laughing that same day but wouldnt let anyone know id have to act sad about it for a few weeks, maybe probe the waters with other funny incidences of people getting hit by vehicles see how it'd be received before outright laughing about it publicly id give you that much, you deserve that much man.