Just got my haircut and the chick I got was fine as fuck. She was like one of those rockabilly chicks, all tatted up, slim with big ol' tiddies. Anyways a little in she starts talking about her gf so like any dude I'm like hmm probably got a hot gf too, nice. So we are talking while she cuts my hair and the little doorbell thing rings, she looks over and says "baby you brought me lunch, you're so sweet" I turn and look myself and her gf straight up looks like a young punk bull dyke version of Roseanne. I'm just like whaaaaaa?
Good for you young punk bull dyke Roseanne, good for you... your girl is fine as fuck.