I think if i wore cool water to work id possibly get fired. It'd get brought up in a board meeting
"Next item of business.... It seems the security gyard recently purchased some Cool Water cologne (*someone in the back guffaws in disgust, someone faints) , and is boldly doing his rounds letting that scent waft through the halls"
*random grumblings throughout the audience, someone stands up in the back*
"well i sure as hell didn't buy my home here to be around such disgusting trash, this is supposed to be a luxury environment! My bathroom freshener smells better than cool water for christ sake, i say fire him! "
*crowd roars in approval*
" Furthermore, amend the rules to add cool water to the list of illegal / prohibited items clause"
*applause, cheers*