Goddamn I was high as fuck for a awhile there. I had to put the vape away so I wouldn't just keep on absentmindedly taking pulls off it any more and continue getting higher and higher like I was for a few hours.
*eats 1.5 slices of pizza then burton handglides my sick new 850 polaris quad into a submission emojigrab then does the humpty dance to snow bunny factory in '12 when they were candyflipping sick new hoverboards at the wu-tang turnup squad memorial day convention*
*steals a water-ready paraglider with 80 lbs of blow and flies across the meditteranen sea on my way to the Bermuda Triangle where I murdered a turtle to wear as a helmet so my teryiyaki chicken bowlgrab would land on the epic cliff in ''82*
*hits an epic left jab right hook uppercut combo on my sick vintage NES with a duck hunt gun at the Columbine Victory Dance off with Pink Floyd in '08 then does a mollywater GHB date rape with 3 strippers at the Lake Bradley convention center then looks into the sun with a telescope and sees 3 deer And yanks a sick new frontflip christmas tree douglas fir-grind with metalshop welders and above-ground pools in '78
*drinks white wine like a beachmade neega and punches a lesbian after she rubbed sunblock on me then throws a beach chair in a pool at the epic resort hotel and whoops a bitch at ping pong table tennis epic beatdown then chills the jacuzzi with a coyote a couple spa bunnies In '92 then frontflips out and grabs a machete and a nerf supersoaker and squirts on the opps in the epic turnup car insurance scandal flip flops that I copped off some Didgereedo playing mofo at the museum in Guatamala players ball murphy-grinded on my sick new double skateboard/snowshoe hybrid time machine*
*quadruple primetime-homegrown grinds my sick new snowboard that I copped at TheBearValleyMountain ski lodge with 8 ski bunnies on deck and a grizzly bear wood carving the chugs 11 beers and extendi-grabs an epic gnarly wavepool tube in '09*