I am busy watching the UCLA vs. Utah and Michigan State vs. Ohio State game. Forget about making eye contact with that guy. He's busy getting even fatter right now.
I just hit one of my cats in the face as hard as i could with my work boot. I hope i knocked one of it eyes out ya heard me. I fuckin hate my girlfriends cats im bout to move out cuz of this shit
*waterwhips and nae naes my sick new jet ski down the unknown river with tubular inflatable rafts and an epic amount of rope to install bootleg ropeswing and treefort support on the anniversary celebration of 9/11 with a few smokin river bunnies*
*does calculus and benchpresses 877 lbs then punches a cat in the face and pulls off windmills dunks on my sick new waverunner with 8 water bunnies on deck then yanks out a yankie doodle dandy hyphyrevival grab on my sick stolen snowboard with 3 more snow bunnies at the Yosemite lodge with a gourmet chef and chandeliers and fireplaces*
*Crip walks on top of the counter at Popeye's Chicken while listening to the Dogg Pound's greatest hits with the Canadian flag and a blue bandana tucked in my back left pocket*
*ty doller signs an epic 1080 degree turn on my beach cruiser at Hunington Beach epic 19 year old girl in a white g-string running down the shoreline at the forest hill ampitheatre fingerblasting a couple camp bunnies then stone cold stunners a racoon in the woods and hits a grand slam directly beelining my girlfriends face because I have sniperlike precision with bats in the batcave then 540s my sick new skiskates and wins every pingpong match ive ever played*
*eats 8 donuts every day for lunch and now-n-laters my sick new truck that i honkeytonk'd jacked from some rednecks at the private lake where I caught a rainbow trout on my 1st and 3rd casts then passed the pole and he got one on his first cast then we got high about and 3 lake bunnies where skinnydipping at the opposite shore then I went offroading on the tightest trail and nailed every negotion like an expert*
*watches a comedy marathon and lays in bed like an ethiopian starvation expert then 180s my pro level board short sponsorship into a quintuplet superman pose at the Oscar Awards party in '13*