Just wear a diaper, one day you won't be able to get outta bed anyways and you gone rely on that fat bitch of a girlfriend to bring you buckets of chicken and have her wash you every other day. How awesome is that? You'll never have to leave the bed again and you couldn't if you wanted to. When you die, they'll have to cut a wall out your place to move the body. That's a gangster way to go out.