I was reading about that while I was waiting for the building to clear out tonight. He also cut out one of his own eyeballs and had like flesh deep wounds all over his chest. They said all that including the missing forearm were self inflicted.
Goddammit, i made some chicken barley soup and it tastes like dish soap, probably because someone used my bowl then poorly washed it afterwards goddamn idiots, fuck
Some uhaul tried to go into the garage the other day and ripped off the clearance sign, pulling the hooks right out of the cement. Shaved a bunch of metal off the top of the uhaul too. I thought it happened during my shift so i went back through the footage turned out it happened at 430pm; the concierge came out and looked directly at the scraped up roof and didn't notice the hufe yellow sign that was bent up and laying 2 feet in front of him. If the uhaul had driven 2 more feet it would've hit sprinklers and a domestic water pipeline that would've been awesome