Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[drunkaholic707]

Had a grilled chicken sammich around 10 now mobbed on some chicken tacos starting to get back to normal after this shit housed weekend

 

[InfamousICON]

Holy fuck I despise people like this. Just read about this on reddit. Apparently these fat fuck women walked into this venue, rented these power chairs from the venue and sat in the way of actual disabled kids at a Globetrotters charity event.

Shit like this makes me want to go over to Walmart and tip one of these useless pieces of shit over like in that episode of South Park.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

That's fucking scummy.

 

[Totenkopf]

Holy fuck I despise people like this. Just read about this on reddit. Apparently these fat fuck women walked into this venue, rented these power chairs from the venue and sat in the way of actual disabled kids at a Globetrotters charity event.

Shit like this makes me want to go over to Walmart and tip one of these useless pieces of shit over like in that episode of South Park.

haha murrrrikkkaaaa

 

[InfamousICON]

haha murrrrikkkaaaa

That mentality is only this portion here

 

[Totenkopf]

That mentality is only this portion here

what about utah where the mormons hang?

 

[Totenkopf]

it's sooo coooooal in a D, how da fuck do we post to keep peeeeeace

 

[Mac Jesus]

Yes NAMO what about Utah? (I'm Mormon)

 

[Totenkopf]

Yes NAMO what about Utah? (I'm Mormon)

no your not, you pray to eskimoe god

 

[InfamousICON]

what about utah where the mormons hang?

Utah is one of the least fattest states in the country, coming in at 45, the south round out the top 12 lol

Utah is also one the lowest uninsured states in the country for health insurance.

Them weirdo mormons ain't as retarded as them weirdo Southern baptists and the like.

 

[Nuttkase]

haha murrrrikkkaaaa

You guys are actually just about on par with us in the fat category these days. Actually saw an article a few days ago that said at the pace your country is going (which has the highest climbing rate of all countries) something like 80% of your population is going to be overweight or obese by 2025 if it keeps up. I saw it on reddit (don't judge me, good time killer - I mostly look at weed on it lol) I'll see if I can find it.

We need to come up with a cool fat related nickname for Australia now.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

no your not, you pray to eskimoe god

Fuck you I spilled my tea laughing when I read that.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Stop eating all those donuts @NAMO

 

[Nuttkase]

Oddly enough though most very fat middle aged white women tend to be like bible thumping crazy religious actually. Wonder if there is any weird sort of correlation there.

 

[InfamousICON]

Fatstralia

 

[InfamousICON]

Speaking of being fat, just read some actress from the 80's died from sleep apnea last night, I need to take care of that shit lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Australia, where the people are fat and the kangaroos are ripped...

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Them weirdo mormons ain't as retarded as them weirdo Southern baptists and the like.

Yeah I saw something about that in a documentary about obesity. The mormons and other similar groups believe God made everyone so the body is sacred to them and they treat with with respect by eating healthy, getting plenty of exercise, and all that other sensible shit.

 

[Nuttkase]

Speaking of being fat, just read some actress from the 80's died from sleep apnea last night, I need to take care of that shit lol

I never had symptoms but got checked just in case like a year ago and they said I was good to go. Always thought it was kinda weird seeing I'm a fat dude who snores rather loudly but they said those two things don't always mean you got it.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Australia, where the people are fat and the kangaroos are ripped...

Australia, the place where koalas enter people's homes for insulin injections to control their diabeetus.