Long story short I met him when I was around 19 and he moved here from Texas and started working at a Pizza Hut that I did and me and this other dude thought it was weird he didn't have an accent and other dude sold a bunch of weed so we thought he might be a narc at the time.
So yes. He's just very deep under cover 16 years later.
Fuckin chase sends me an email saying to read their privacy policy. So I do and they're basically sharing my social and account history and credit histiry with other banks and financial partners and I can't fully limit the information they share wtf only certain amounts to certain things. Sigh