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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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at the welfare mall
Man a month or so ago I saw a music video by some random Bearfaced Gang dude and it was actually a dope song now I can't find it again. I want to say most of the video was in an apartment, I think the kitchen, and dude had a number in his name. Yeah that's really vague, I was also really drunk. Thought I saved it to my favs on youtube but guess not.

It was not that 600bj dude no homo at typing that string of words right there.
 

Mike Manson

Still Livin'
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In the United States, it's apparently fatal to drink warm tap water, nobody wears coats in the winter, and they all sleep with their shoes on. This might come as news to American readers, but luckily China.org.cn, the "authorized government portal site to China" published under the State Council Information Office, is here to enlighten us all.

Here's the full text from their amazing list of "Top 10 strange American habits incomprehensible to Chinese," published online yesterday afternoon:

#10 Pet culture

Americans are famous worldwide for loving their pets more than they love people. Some have explained that this is because there are more dogs than people in the United States. Although this is an exaggeration, the saying is not completely nonsense. The costs of raising pets like dogs -- including providing for their daily well-being and even medical care -- may be high, but Americans are just willing to spend that money.

#9 Taking showers in the morning

Americans differ from Chinese people in that many Americans take showers in the morning. Some Americans explain that showering in the evening is unnecessary if one works in an air-conditioned place. Those who have outdoor jobs also need to take evening showers.

#8 Wearing pants lower than underwear

There is an actual saying used to describe this "baggy pants" style. It started in some African-American communities before a variety of other social groups adopted the trend. It is already part of American street culture throughout the country, and even celebrities like Justin Bieber can be seen sporting such pants.

#7 Tipping, even when you are already paying for a service

Tipping is a normal phenomenon in the United States. One gives tips when eating in a restaurant, taking a taxi or having a bellboy carry your luggage to your room. Tipping is usually 15 percent of the amount you spend on your entire bill, but it differs according to the quality of the restaurant or cab ride. Refusing to tip is impolite and will make you an unwelcome guest.

#6 Tap water safe, but not the warm water

In the United States., tap water is nominally safe to drinking straight from the faucet. Although some people may not like to drink tap water because of its slightly strange flavor, it is indeed safe for drinking. However, one has to remember that hot tap water from the faucet may not always be safe for drinking, because it comes from a different water source and the quality of hot water is often far lower than that of cold water.

#5 Wearing light clothing in winter

Americans tend to dress more casually than Chinese people. Many young people wear short-sleeve T-shirts in the winter, although they might put on an overcoat and long jeans when it becomes extremely cold. This is primarily because there is central heating everywhere -- inside buildings and in subway and bus stations. Hence, it is normal to see corporate women dressed in professional shirts and skirts under a thin overcoat in New York streets in early winter.

#4 Wearing UGG boots in summer

Many Chinese viewers of "The Big Bang Theory" (which is popular in China) must have noticed that Penny, one of the TV show's main characters, often wears T-shirts and shorts with a pair of snow boots. In fact, many Americans wear these fluffy boots in summer.

#3 Hitting the hay with shoes on

Americans tend to think of bed sheets and sofas as expendable domestic items meant to be replaced sooner or later. Therefore, a lot of Americans see no reason to inconvenience themselves just for the sake of keeping things clean. Moreover, the United States is a relatively clean country, where there is less dust and dirt on the roads and in public places, meaning that shoe soles tend not to get very dirty.

#2 Eating hamburgers while drinking diet beverages

For Americans, eating a hamburger while drinking a soda is as normal as the combination of soy milk and fried dough twists in China. Although tasty and convenient, the combination has a high calorie count. Amid growing obesity problems, many Americans have developed a habit of drinking reduced-sugar beverages referred to as "diet sodas," which contain 99 percent less of the calories in regular sodas. Hamburgers and french fries already contain a huge amount of calories, so what is the point of only drinking diet soda?

#1 Drinking cold water throughout the year

Americans tend to drink only icy cold water all year round. On their water coolers, there are only two options: hot water, which is merely used to make instant coffee or tea, and cold water, which is for direct consumption. Americans do not really understand why people might drink warm water. Likewise, there are no exceptional circumstances where people are advised not to drink cold water. For instance, whereas most Chinese people think that women who are menstruating or who have recently given birth should drink only hot water to stay healthy, American women have no qualms about drinking ice water or eating ice cream at those times.
 

VERSACERO

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Mar 14, 2004
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Man a month or so ago I saw a music video by some random Bearfaced Gang dude and it was actually a dope song now I can't find it again. I want to say most of the video was in an apartment, I think the kitchen, and dude had a number in his name. Yeah that's really vague, I was also really drunk. Thought I saved it to my favs on youtube but guess not.

It was not that 600bj dude no homo at typing that string of words right there.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
Dec 30, 2004
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Beautiful car. I like the painted wheels and chrome rings. If that's original, it's a fairly uncommon factory modification for a GM car.

There is a guy in my home town that owns a '66 Catalina that's teal and has grey and ghost flames on the front. I was always fond of the car.
I wish it was a 2 door or even a 4 door hardtop, but I see catalinas so rarely I had to jump on ir even though its a sedan. Stacked headlights>>>>>
 

VERSACERO

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lol yeah I know I'm just really high and remembered liking the song in a drunken haze after seeing it on some blog or forum I was lurking. I think that description is like 50% of their videos haha.
It's like the time i was asking you about the shy glizzy buster one, i couldnt remember much and i was sober lol
 

EVERgREENRIDER

ResidentRocketScientist
Dec 18, 2008
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At the Pump
In the United States, it's apparently fatal to drink warm tap water, nobody wears coats in the winter, and they all sleep with their shoes on. This might come as news to American readers, but luckily China.org.cn, the "authorized government portal site to China" published under the State Council Information Office, is here to enlighten us all.

Here's the full text from their amazing list of "Top 10 strange American habits incomprehensible to Chinese," published online yesterday afternoon:

#10 Pet culture

Americans are famous worldwide for loving their pets more than they love people. Some have explained that this is because there are more dogs than people in the United States. Although this is an exaggeration, the saying is not completely nonsense. The costs of raising pets like dogs -- including providing for their daily well-being and even medical care -- may be high, but Americans are just willing to spend that money.

#9 Taking showers in the morning

Americans differ from Chinese people in that many Americans take showers in the morning. Some Americans explain that showering in the evening is unnecessary if one works in an air-conditioned place. Those who have outdoor jobs also need to take evening showers.

#8 Wearing pants lower than underwear

There is an actual saying used to describe this "baggy pants" style. It started in some African-American communities before a variety of other social groups adopted the trend. It is already part of American street culture throughout the country, and even celebrities like Justin Bieber can be seen sporting such pants.

#7 Tipping, even when you are already paying for a service

Tipping is a normal phenomenon in the United States. One gives tips when eating in a restaurant, taking a taxi or having a bellboy carry your luggage to your room. Tipping is usually 15 percent of the amount you spend on your entire bill, but it differs according to the quality of the restaurant or cab ride. Refusing to tip is impolite and will make you an unwelcome guest.

#6 Tap water safe, but not the warm water

In the United States., tap water is nominally safe to drinking straight from the faucet. Although some people may not like to drink tap water because of its slightly strange flavor, it is indeed safe for drinking. However, one has to remember that hot tap water from the faucet may not always be safe for drinking, because it comes from a different water source and the quality of hot water is often far lower than that of cold water.

#5 Wearing light clothing in winter

Americans tend to dress more casually than Chinese people. Many young people wear short-sleeve T-shirts in the winter, although they might put on an overcoat and long jeans when it becomes extremely cold. This is primarily because there is central heating everywhere -- inside buildings and in subway and bus stations. Hence, it is normal to see corporate women dressed in professional shirts and skirts under a thin overcoat in New York streets in early winter.

#4 Wearing UGG boots in summer

Many Chinese viewers of "The Big Bang Theory" (which is popular in China) must have noticed that Penny, one of the TV show's main characters, often wears T-shirts and shorts with a pair of snow boots. In fact, many Americans wear these fluffy boots in summer.

#3 Hitting the hay with shoes on

Americans tend to think of bed sheets and sofas as expendable domestic items meant to be replaced sooner or later. Therefore, a lot of Americans see no reason to inconvenience themselves just for the sake of keeping things clean. Moreover, the United States is a relatively clean country, where there is less dust and dirt on the roads and in public places, meaning that shoe soles tend not to get very dirty.

#2 Eating hamburgers while drinking diet beverages

For Americans, eating a hamburger while drinking a soda is as normal as the combination of soy milk and fried dough twists in China. Although tasty and convenient, the combination has a high calorie count. Amid growing obesity problems, many Americans have developed a habit of drinking reduced-sugar beverages referred to as "diet sodas," which contain 99 percent less of the calories in regular sodas. Hamburgers and french fries already contain a huge amount of calories, so what is the point of only drinking diet soda?

#1 Drinking cold water throughout the year

Americans tend to drink only icy cold water all year round. On their water coolers, there are only two options: hot water, which is merely used to make instant coffee or tea, and cold water, which is for direct consumption. Americans do not really understand why people might drink warm water. Likewise, there are no exceptional circumstances where people are advised not to drink cold water. For instance, whereas most Chinese people think that women who are menstruating or who have recently given birth should drink only hot water to stay healthy, American women have no qualms about drinking ice water or eating ice cream at those times.
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