porn legend lisa ann is calling it a career

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Lisa Ann Retires From Porn

Get out your unused tissues Internet fappers, one of the greats has called it a career.


Heralded adult film actress and Dallas Cowboys lover Lisa Ann, star of porn classics such as Obama Is Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin, Mandingo: Massacre and In the Butt 9, bid farewell to her fans in an emotional 10-page letter she posted on Facebook Monday morning.


Ann, who made waves in the sports world for banging Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent, stated there was no better way to share her thoughts with her fans than writing a letter:

That’s how you retire folks. Ann’s had one of the most illustrious porn careers ever, but you didn’t see her go all Derek Jeter and make it a memorial tour.


Until Ann takes over Sirius full-time, you can surf through our Lisa Ann gallery which features some throwback photos


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[Cut-Throat]

Ive jerked off to her many a lonely night.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

The only Lisa i wanna see in a porn is Lil Lisa ya hurrd

 

[gimmefreemusic]

And in comes a next way hotter 18 yeat old lol

Fuck that old ho

 

[jake921660]

I wish you would retire from making threads

 

[Gemini]

The next time we'll hear from her it'll be on a underground / low budget documentary based on retired porno stars. She'll never live it down. She'll have a clothing line (which means it's an iron on, on a swap meet T-Shirt.) Little money will come in from making appearances at signings. Where she'll sign old DVD's of her films and pictures of her in her prime. And take a picture with fans for a ridiculous amount of money for a Polaroid.

The documentary we'll stumble upon it about 2 - 3 years after it's original release on Netflix.

 

[REACHTMO]

was that a suicide note i didnt just read?

 

[Gemini]

was that a suicide note i didnt just read?

Maybe in that letter she's REACHTMO for help.

 

[BIGSBY]

I wish Lisa Ann was my step mom

 

[timewilltellu1]

The bitch still does everything by hand.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

that bitches tiddu's looked ridiculous

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[EVERgREENRIDER]

The next time we'll hear from her it'll be on a underground / low budget documentary based on retired porno stars. She'll never live it down. She'll have a clothing line (which means it's an iron on, on a swap meet T-Shirt.) Little money will come in from making appearances at signings. Where she'll sign old DVD's of her films and pictures of her in her prime. And take a picture with fans for a ridiculous amount of money for a Polaroid.

The documentary we'll stumble upon it about 2 - 3 years after it's original release on Netflix.

And it will be presented by | WeTheWest.com

 

[RM211]

I stumbled(not believable) on a couple of her POV scenes and holy shit that bitch can fucc! She can succ the chrome off a Cadillac breh. As one door closes for this porn star, another young, i need money for my college education, mom n dad divorced and treated me like shit, boyfriend and husband both cheated on me ten times is waiting at the front door on her knees.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

To commemorate her porn career, Staples Center should hang a molding/imprint of her pussu up in the rafters.

 

[Gemini]

And it will be presented by | WeTheWest.com

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Good. Ive always hated her weird, mangled fake tits. Just.....gross. Got ass though.

 

[:ab:]

 

[dirtysanchez]

never heard of her

 

[Tha Skore]

Her old pussy can finally get some rest

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Thats a BAAAAD bitch