God I feel like shit. Thank god the hawks won.
So lat night I met up with some random tinder bitch. She was like 15 times worse than her pics indicated, which is really saying something cuz her picks were turrible. But I was in drunk scumbag mode, so I said fuck it, went to the bar early and drank $100 bucks worth of jamaison before she shows up. She came in, I was hella embarassed, finished my drink, made her buy my some burgers from dicks, made her suck my dick in the car and then got dropped off at home where this other broad was asleep in my bed. Apparently I was still awake at 6:00 cuz I posted.